I Prefer Books Over Humans.

Enthusiast, bookworm, animefreak, mass murderer, solangelo lover. Yup, thats me.

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i dont like america because buzzfeed DOESNT GIVE AFUCK ABOUT ANY1 ELSE

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Anatidaephobia

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he’s not reading this

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Who?

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Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

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How To Easily Make Pizza

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I am cat

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sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

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Sirius: *holding up a lion cub*

Lily: What are you doing?

James: Teaching Harry about the circle of life.

Lily: Please tell me you did not Transfigure our son into a lion.

Sirius & James: ...

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It is what it is.

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Into the Sunset

Someday the true story may be told.

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Master Solangelo Fanfiction/One Shots Post:

Just Cute:

Today Your Barista Is…- Nico’s a barista and his coworker Percy decided to have a little fun with the menu sign outside. 

The Overdue Book- After waiting for a book for weeks, Nico decided to track down the idiot who won’t turn it in.

Don’t Throw Books at the Cute Guy- After getting in trouble for throwing a book at an annoying guy in class, Nico finds himself stuttering a somewhat sincere apology.

My Neighbor is a Stripper- After several months of trading smiles with the mysterious neighbor at his apartments, Nico runs into him in a very awkward situation.

Lab Accident- After missing out on a lab in class, Will has to make it up after school with the school’s It Boy and he can’t help how clumsy he is.

Please Save Me from the Train Creep- Will asks a stranger’s help to get a creepy guy on the train to stop staring at him. 

Those Are NOT Mine- After fooling around with his secret boyfriend, an accidental memoir is left behind. 

Cafe Discount, Maybe- The cafe has a Valentine’s Day Discount for couples, so… why not pretend? 

Don’t Flirt With My Boy-FUCK- After a mutual decision to go to a party separately, Nico is trying not to make it obvious he’s jealous when someone flirts with his secret boyfriend.

Drunk Confessions- “We were drunk and confessed love to each other and on the next day everyone congratulate us about getting together and this is awkward because we don’t remember anything”

Who Are Those People- The very hot very mysterious boy living across the hall in his college dorm seems to always have someone new over, and Will is burning with curiosity to know what they do all night.

Oh No, the Landlord’s Hot- Nico makes a petition to lower the rent and is surprised when one resident challenges the sense behind it. (Spoiler alert, it’s the landlord.)

(Mortal) Camp Half-Blood- Camping is never fun, but it could be with a cute camp leader….

The Least You Could Do- After a messy break up, Nico wants to show he can move on and date someone else… even though they might not know it. 

Soccer Injuries- After getting hurt in a soccer game, Nico can’t help but get flustered by the volunteer medic helping him. 

Tacos- New to college, Nico can’t keep a proper diet. Good thing he has a friendly neighbor. 

Just A Little Lost- An art major in the science department… oops. But hey, there’s a very hot neuroscience major willing to help. 

Hello, Are You My Date?- A very attractive boy goes up to Will thinking he’s his blind date. Now Will finds himself in the best date he’s ever had… but his name is Alex now.

Who the Hell Are You?- After taking a break from work, Will returns to see someone else in his spot. Not only is his new worker arrogant and annoying, he’s also flirtatious and… confusing. 

Angst:

Titanic AU- ITS THE TITANIC WHAT DO YOU EXPECT T.T

Not Said to Me- Ways You Said “I Love You” Prompt

Just Stay Awake- It was supposed to be their anniversary, not a tragedy. 

A Promise to Myself- *Trigger warning: Cheating* Nico finds some very unnerving messages on Will’s laptop… but Will wouldn’t do that. 

White Horse- *Trigger warning: Cheating* Inspired by several Taylor Swift songs, follow the rise and fall of Nico and Will’s relationship.

The Story of Us- Closure to the story above.

Forever Yours & Forever Mine-  *Trigger warning: violence, abuse (not sexual)* Falling in love with a psychopath could be deadly. This story contains descriptive violence. Reader’s discretion is advised. THIS IS SIMPLY TO GO WITH THE HALLOWEEN THEME. 

Fluff:

Nightmares and Solace- Nico struggles with his trauma and can’t sleep without the help of his new friends in the Apollo cabin, and of course his very sweet boyfriend. 

Flowers and Tattoos- A tattoo artist used to prejudice catches the eye of a kind florist assistant across the street. Now every day he gets to work, there’s a new flower with a new meaning waiting for him. 

A Whisper in the Ear- The Way you said I Love You Prompt 

The “Straight” Roommate- Nico knows he’s straight. And he’s not homophobic…. So why does his roommate’s gay relationship bother him so much?

A Prank Gone Too Far- Will and Nico just wanted to prank their friends into thinking they were dating… they weren’t supposed to believe it. 

About Kit-Kat- Will’s cat keeps disappearing. To Will’s shock and excitement, his cat managed to befriend his favorite author. 

My First Kiss Went a Little Like This- Worried that Nico might not actually like him, Will asks Nico how long it’ll be before he shows a little more affection than just holding hands. 

You’re a Song- After looking on at a few or more dance rehearsals at his performing arts school, Nico finds himself entranced by one specific dancer. 

Everything’s Bigger Better in Texas- New to the state, and new to college, Nico manages to befriend a local that might turn into something more. Who could resist that Texas twang?

The New Kid- There’s a new boy in school and no one seems eager to say hi. Except for Will. 

Sick Days- Nico came down with the flu, and of course his doctor boyfriend is there to nurse him to health. 

Gravity- Based on Twilight’s “imprinting,” Nico, who takes the alpha position on accident, finds himself imprinting on a boy. 

Mix of Angst and Fluff:

I Never Meant to Fall in Love- From the first date to the possible last, Nico and Will never meant to fall in love, and now that they have, they don’t want to let it go either. 

Fireworks- After three little words make Nico panic, he immediately regrets what he did, but has no idea how to fix it. 

Just A One Night Stand- No one ever wants much to do with him. So why would Will be any different? He just didn’t expect to see him the next day….

Roommates and More- After witnessing a traumatizing death at the hospital, Will gains the courage to finally make a move on the roommate he’d been crushing on for months. 

Burn- With inspiration from Hamilton’s soundtrack, this one shot is about Nico and Will building the dream relationship only for a mistake and secret exposed to ruin it. Forgiveness is hard to reach…. Can you imagine?

Soulmate AUs:

Our Handwriting- They weren’t supposed to be the leads in the school play. They weren’t supposed to become friends. Their handwriting however says otherwise. 

The Song In My Head- Will can’t get old Disney songs out of his head, and Nico can’t stop recalling songs he’d never heard before. 

Lily-Based:

The Big Day- The day Lily is born, the day Will and Nico finally get to hold their little girl. 

A Day at Home- Nico being a stay-at-home dad. 

Just a Joke- Lily comes home crying and neither Will or Nico know why or how to fix it. 

I Saw Mommy Daddy Kissing Santa Claus- Christmas morning, Santa is the enemy for Nico and Will’s daughter. 

Flightless Bird- After losing newborns to an unknown disease, Will can’t help but wonder what he’d do if that was his baby girl with her life on the line. 

Drabbles:

(these are literally between 1-4 paragraphs long based on requests.)

Dear Diary                 Temptation / Temptation pt.2

Hot Pepper Improv    Card Games

It’s a Texas Thing       Lazer Tag

IKEA shit                    Domesticity

Gender Norms            Mistletoe

Not Again

Multi-Chapter:

(all of these except OatS have links to the next chapter at the end of the previous chapter)

Nemesis AU (5 parts)- Will made up a boyfriend to get his mom to stop worrying over his single state. But now she wants to meet him.

Carnival AU (4 parts)- After meeting at a carnival, Nico can’t stop thinking of the blond who’d managed to stay in touch after a chance meet. 

What Is This Feeling (5 parts)- Two classroom rivals get paired for an assignment. What else could go wrong?

Secrets of the Sea (11 parts and counting?)- A pirate AU, not sure if I will continue it.

One and the Same (24 parts and counting?)- A fantasy AU in which Nico is a vampire, Will is a werewolf, and neither know about the other. Use the list of links, I wasn’t able to connect them all, there’s too many lol. 

Your Wish Is My Command (7 chapters)- Nico discovers a genie in an old Arab artifact. The last thing he wants to do is make his third wish. 

Inverse!AU (6 parts and counting!)- Nico wakes up to see Bianca looming over him… and to a cabin full of siblings…. and to Will Solace being known as “the creepy Hades kid.” 

The Exception (4 parts)- As someone who doesn’t believe in love, Nico is challenged when he begins experiencing new emotions for a heartbroken boy. 

I Now Pronounce You Will and Nico (7 parts)- Based off I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. 

Fire Meet Gasoline (9 parts)- *Trigger Warning: cheating* After seven years, Nico and Will meet again… through their boyfriends. A little catching up never hurt anybody…. Right?

Warm Me Up (39 parts)- Depression keeps a person from trusting and opening up. It leads to self destructive tendencies. Nico has suffered this for a long time, and no on has been able to understand or make it easier. Until the right person hears his song. Link is to the full index of the story :)

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Hi. I love your recs. Do you have any fluffy johnlock wedding fic? Thank you :D

Hey nonny, OH GOD YES, I do have some John and Sherlock get married fics to rec. ;)

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 TheRoad Less Traveled Epilogue: On the Road byverityburns, 5 k, mature. A sequel to TheRoad Less Traveled . Apparently, the boys like time in cupboards,and any security detail watching them, goes gay just from being around them.Silly and sweet & a wedding. Thumbs up!

Across the Threshold by mithen, 1.8k, mature. Cute little fic about John and Sherlock rehearsing for their wedding.Once back at the flat, John insists he can carry Sherlock across the thresholdeven if he is the shorter one. Of course they fall into bed once they get there.Adorable.

Lifetime Achievement by Mad_Lori,47k, explicit. AU. Mid-quel add on to the PIALR series. John and Sherlock plan aquiet wedding while dealing with their blossoming fame, busy careers, andJohn’s homophobic parents.

Unforgettable by 221b_hound, 17 k,explicit. The wedding day has finally arrived. It starts with singing, bathingand a shave.

The Ties That Bind by SwissMiss, 1.5 k,explicit. Sherlock and John enjoy a few moments together before their wedding.

I Will, I Will by PoppyAlexander, 7 k,mature. Wedding bells are ringing at the church on the hill! The past isrecalled, the future is dreamed of, and promises are made. AU-Stonefield Hall,1920s Stately Home. Butler!Sherlock/Gardener!John

That Night, I Was Happy by songlin, 3 k,explicit. The door shuts behind them with a click. John locks it, looksSherlock up and down, bites his lip, and smiles. “Hey there,husband.”

Five Times TheyPretended And The One Time They Didn’t by thelookyouredoingthelookagain, 21 k, explicit. Basicallydoes what it says on the tin: five times Sherlock. and John pretended to be acouple and the one time it wasn’t pretend.

Call it Sentiment by shirleyholmes, 3 k,explicit. Prompt: Sherlock is still a virgin on his and John’s wedding night.John thinks this is the hottest thing ever.

Is This About The Dead PolarBear? by cwb, 5 k, mature. Sherlock is done being aboyfriend, Mycroft impresses Greg, polar bears, ducks, geese, and snogging.Later, there’s a wedding. Of course. (Locked to AO3 users.)

the first day of forever by darcylindbergh,12 k, explicit. “I’m going to marry you,” John murmurs with against Sherlock’ssmile, and they both giggle in the joy of it. “We’re getting married.” “Yes,”Sherlock says, just to hear himself say it out loud. “We are.”

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Do you have any fluffy fic recs?

Oh my goodness YES, nonny. I have an aweseome fluffy fluff fic recs list!

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FLUFFY FLUFF SWEET JOHNLOCK RECS

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Senza Catene  by MadLori , 6.5 k, PG,  Crackfic: The Musical. John tags after his flatmate, finds out that Sherlock sings opera. Revelations and first kisses ensue.  Fluff and schmoop.

Let You Kiss Me by out_there, 8 k, Gen. John tries to figure out what experiment has Sherlock kissing him at intervals over the week. John calls Mycroft to see if Sherlock is doing this to bug him. They have an entire conversation where John says nothing. Sherlock sulks loudly and reads aggressively. Sweet fluff, & humor.

Twelfth Night by kate_lear, 4 k, explicit. Established relationship.  John has surprises for Sherlock on his birthday – a trip through a crime evidence museum. Fluff and smut and sweet, sweet, sweet.

Duvet Green by Mazarin221b, 2 k, Gen.  Sweet fluff bit about Sherlock reorganizing his mindpalace and giving John his own room there.

A very Sherlock Musical by flawedamythyst, 11 k, Teen. Cute AU where people live in a musical world that allows them to break into song together at emotional moments. John knows that he and Sherlock have a theme song, but Sherlock balks at singing with him. Fluffy fluff

A Terrific Soporific by antietamfalls,  11 k, teen. Sherlock shares a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John cures his insomnia. He puzzles out how to get back into John’s bed. Sweet fluff.  Asexual Sherlock.

Unkissed by 221b_hound, 7 K, explicit. First in a whole series of “un’s.” Even though there’s no sex, John knows the two of them are a couple. It takes Sherlock a bit longer to catch up. Sherlock is asexual or demisexual here, but John is everything he never knew he wanted. Gradually the two of them grow closer, and explore the boundaries of what physical touch Sherlock can handle. Sweet and slow, and lots of fluff.

Bread and Wine and Curry Once a Week by cwb, 8 k. Adorable Johnlock story. John is trying to tease out Sherlock’s romantic life when his flatmate admits to being attracted to someone. John wants to help. He suggests Sherlock write this person a letter, ask them out, etc. and then wishes he hadn’t given such helpful advice. OH SO CUTE and meltingly romantic. Funny and sweet.

Six Degrees of Separation by testosterone_tea, 5 k, explicit. Wonderful first meeting au that follows canon fairly well, but adds in the idea that Sherlock sees John randomly around London and for reasons (it’s for science) decides to see if he can find six degrees of contact between him and this beautiful man. Ahem. So cute.

Minutiae (Or 156 Things I Know About You) by atlinmerrick, 86 K, explicit. This boasts a long list of cute stand-alone ficlets about Sherlock and John. Hot, sweet, silly, and quite wonderful mini stories.

Across the Threshold by mithen, 1.8 k, mature. Cute little fic about John and Sherlock rehearsing for their wedding. Once back at the flat, John insists he can carry Sherlock across the threshold even if he is the shorter one. Of course they fall into bed once they get there. Adorable.

To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie, 5 k, Gen.  Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow. Adorable.

Through the Clouds by Mazarin221b, 20 k, explicit. John and Sherlock retire after 15 busy years to a beautiful old stone lodge in Sussex near the sea. Without the distraction of casework, something beautiful and new unfolds between them. So sweet, so lyrical, so beautiful.

A Slowly Dawning Attraction by mitsuruaki.12 k, teen. Five times Sherlock and John nearly kissed at work, and 1 time they did. Cute!

The Velveteen Doctor by Lantean_Drift, 12 k, mature.  John helps Sherlock to connect with his feelings and the world around him as they find themselves falling in love.  Sweet cuddles, and romance.

Coup de Foudre by prettysailorsoldier, 6 k, teen and up. Really cute teenlock, rated teen and up. While staying at a ski lodge with friends in France, John sees Sherlock on holiday with his family and falls in love. Though John’s French is abominable, he does his best to woo the gorgeous boy wrapped in the blue scarf. Really cute. (Title means “lightning stike” a term for love at first sight in French.)

The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance. 9 k, explicit. Utterly adorable bit of fluff. John and Sherlock go on a Newlywed Game show for a case so Sherlock can study the host. The questions are adorable, the sex scene after is sweetness personified. Well written, and very cute.

Sleight of Hand (Or, five times John Watson took something that didn’t belong to him, and one time it did) by Knackorcraft, 7 k, mature. Wonderful AU in which John was trained as a master pickpocket. Really cute, and eventual sweet Johnlock sexy times.

Share and share alike by lbmisscharlie, 1.9 k, Gen. Really cute little series 1 bromance fic. John and Sherlock know each other so well, they share and swap food without even thinking about it.

The Importance of February 14th by cypress_tree, 3 k, teen. Sweet – Sherlock thinks they are celebrating his birthday while John thinks this is their first proper date.

Art and Nature by PoppyAlexander, 7 k, mature.  AU with Downton Abbey feels. In one of the grand houses of England in the 1920s, butler Sherlock Holmes is wooed to pieces by the world’s most romantic gardener, John Watson.

Working on the Edges by earlgreytea68, 56 k, mature. They meet at the Winter Olympics – John an American hockey player bouncing back after an injury, and Sherlock, a British figure skater competing in his last Olympics. Sparks fly! Sweet and hot.

Wait, What? What Romantic Relationship? by cwb, explicit, 4 k. So cute, so sweet, and hilariously funny. Fluff, all the fluff. An entire fic told only in quotations. Sherlock decides to focus more on the relationships in his life. He and John decide, yes, they are in a romantic relationship. Adorable. This is actually from a four part series of all-dialogue stories that are to DIE for: The Dialogue of John and Sherlock

Benedict?  by round_robin, 4 k, mature. Cute little fic about John finding an old magazine with an attractive ginger-haired model on the cover who looks JUST like Sherlock. Fun, sexy times.

I’m gay for Sherlock by birdie7272, 10 k, mature.  Teenlock. Really cute little bit. John and Sherlock are just friends until Sherlock comes back from summer break having grown 5 inches and acquired a deep rolling voice. John “not gay” Watson is really in trouble.  Cuuute.

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I cried so much #THEWAYITSHOULDBE

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This is so fucking accurate