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These guys are at PCC! Monkey Paw Entertainment ftw!
If you want a drunken tootsie roll in a glass, now you know. I issue a challenge to every bar I visit. Fleming's on Sunrise made the list of my favourite places to get a top shelf martini. It's crisp without being too heavy and they actually garnish it with a irl truffle!!! Do this, you must for your drunk.
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These aren’t my tweets, but I saw this and thought it could be helpful. ✨Girl Power✨
Ladies I have another question for you....
What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.
I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches
Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time
Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…
Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.
What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.
Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit
Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
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traditional SA relationships don't really exist anymore
*from my own personal observations and from reading tumblr, because i have been getting a lot of messages about this over the past few days*
there are some good people on there, of course, but the site has become way too mainstream and inundated with girls to be worth anything for the most part. unless you’re extremely classically attractive, your best bet is freestyling (since Ashley Madison isn’t a thing anymore).
sorry, but that’s just how it goes. you’re not going to get cash right away, chances are. and it is even more emotionally exhausting than a straightforward arrangement, i would argue. freestyling is more of a long con, in a sense, since you’re dating them but manipulating these dudes over time. but the quality of the men - in terms of wealth and literally as human beings - is far superior. i have met much more respectful, interesting, and successful men from posting a very carefully worded Craigslist ad (actually not really being explicit about wanting a sugar daddy) that gives a good sense of who i am as a person than any sugaring website.
in the interest of full disclosure and clarification, i still have yet to lock down an SD long term. but i have managed to get money/gifts/absurdly nice meals from just first and second dates because of how carefully i interact with these men and the relationships i cultivate with them. i already am able to tell that having lost a lot of weight, i am now really going to have ZERO problems getting dates. i don’t anticipate waiting for an SD for much longer at this point considering i am now much thinner. i concede that the men i have met might be because of my personality and background, that i attract a certain type. i have done and seen a LOT for my age, and get along with older people very well in general. i’m also very intelligent and cultured.
but i am telling you that you guys need to not focus on SA and traditional allowance relationships right from the get-go. a couple years ago, you could have done that. but the bowl and those sugar sites are so oversaturated with girls (and with salty dudes) that you need to expand your horizons and learn how to be a long-term manipulative ho. evolve and adapt! ✌️
The problem is actually the influx of desperate, predatory poor men who actually can’t properly afford a SB.
I can attest to this. Literally every guy on there was lying about their income and irl could never afford a sugar baby. They mostly just want to talk to you constantly and never plan a date, or when to do plan a date they don’t show. They try to con you out of pictures and phone numbers all for the sake of having them because the bastards ain’t gonna call. SA is shit.
well, yeah, all that goes without saying. but you learn how to tell who is real and who isn’t after a while so those things tend to not happen as often. i can rule those fuckers out very quickly.
This.for.lyf. EXPLODE TUMBLR LADIES!
They’re so cute. The way he was looking at him 😫
Lol awwe😩😍
“Cause I’m in love” 😍
Someone get me some tissues please!!!!!
Oh my god😭😭😭
OH MY GOSH I NEEDED TO SEE THIS POSITIVITY 😭
Gahhhh I’ll never have this 😣😣😣😣
Real tears
They’re so cute. The way he was looking at him 😫
Lol awwe😩😍
“Cause I’m in love” 😍
Someone get me some tissues please!!!!!
Oh my god😭😭😭
OH MY GOSH I NEEDED TO SEE THIS POSITIVITY 😭
Gahhhh I’ll never have this 😣😣😣😣
Real tears
This is literally how you do it. Please take notes.
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This project was extremely personal and I thank any of you who take the time to read it
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Same... Recently blew 400£ at casinos... Dumbest shit ever.
Bruh yall got to get out here and love these women. Yall need to pamper em, to love em, to spoil em, to be there for em in every way, to give em everything they could ever want and need, to NEVER be a burden
Do the little things and don’t be a little boy.
If yo girl want you to paint her nails…You better hit em with 3 coats.
If yo girl want you to grease her scalp….You better whip out the best grease and strongest rat tail comb.
If yo girl want you to massage her feet….You better whip out the cocoa butter and get them thangs right.
If yo girl want some cooked food….You better channel your inner Emeril and “BAM” that grub up.
Share your emotions. It ain’t pussy to tell yo girl how you feel. It’s pussy to disregard and dismiss her.
OFFER to do shit also, don’t just do things when she asks. Take initiative.
Surprise her with shit. Hit her with the spa days bruh. Run that bath. Drop a bath bomb in that hoe. Let her relax. Rub her down with some sugar scrub or sum. Dry her off. Give her a massage (not Ima rub your shoulder for 10 mins and ask to “put the tip in”), run by every inch of her skin from between her toes to behind her ears. Pay attention to detail and be sure to spend extra time on the feet, thighs, and shoulders…..and watch the puddle form.
Do shit that’s gonna put a smile on her face. Get out of your comfort zone a little bit. Make sacrifices for her. Show her off. Uplift her. Protect her. Defend her. Provide for her (if she allows this).
MOST IMPORTANT: RESPECT HER.
She is your equal, respect her decisions and opinions.
This should be the bare minimum.