"You are what you love, not who loves you" - FOB

[i-am-a-fish]

ever since things have died down in the aftermath of the nsfw ban, whenever a tiddy appears on my dash it’s less of a shock and more of a pleasant surprise. kinda like bumping into a friend you haven’t seen in a long time

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[bob-belcher]

One Day at a Time, The Funeral (S03E01)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[sexynephron]

Update:

[homofied]

[colbycub-deactivated20190228]

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

[i-am-a-fish]

me: *is stressed*

pimples: *appear*

me: oh yay, that helps everything so much

[biwesley-blog]

wheres the lie 

[catchymemes]

[amarguerite]

I shamefully love Michael Bublé but he is a COWARD. If he chooses to sing an annoying and stupid song about flirting with Santa to get what he wants for Christmas he cannot go Canadian and sing “SANTA BUDDY!”

It’s “Santa Baby” or nothing Bublé!!! YOU CANT NO HOMO THIS TERRIBLE SONG BUDDY

EITHER SLEEP WITH SANTA FOR THOSE PRESENTS OR JUST DONT SING THE DAMN SONG

[silverlakecliff]

Dick

[thebelchers]

How are we going to get her out?

[bob-belcher]

Chadwick Boseman surprised Black Panther fans while they thank him.

[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[tibets]

[imots]

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[silverlakecliff]

Dick