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[silverrr66]

silly transformers sideblog for my headcanons and general writing where i get freaky

have watched: tfone, tfp, tfe

currently watching: tf g1, tf animated

⭐️ original writing is tagged with → silver writing

⚠️ will occassionaly write dark themes

👁 english isnt my mother tounge

✉️ asks are open. feel free to entertain my brainrot . . . or spread your own brainrot, whichever you see fit.

[cheschesterpossum]

it's hard being the liaison

[silverrr66]

so you know how people dress their toys up sometimes, either with small bows or dresses or whatever else. imagine if cybertronians did that to us...

"heeeey so i saw some humans wearing these and thought to get you one too :)" they chime and whip out this dramatic, most extra looking dress youve ever seen from their subspace and hold it out in front of them, showing it off to you.

"thats... not really my style..."

"it is now"

you get shoved into this thing whether you like it or not all the while they snap several pics for later use. possibly blackmail? who knows.

mirage or knockout especially would be very much into dressing you up.

[silverrr66]

knockout would be the worst about this actually. and the fact that he actively engages with human culture would not make it any better.

being curious as ever ko browses the human net – mostly out of boredom – just to stumble upon these unique outfits. outfits he has never seen a single human wear out in public before... what are these things? and why are they so stringy and holey in the oddest of places?? his interest is peaked almost aggressively.

one link leads to another, by the end of his browsing sesh and a couple days later he has several new articles of clothing he just needs to see how you fit in.

you can run if you want but you will wear them.

[silverrr66]

imagine foreplay with your transformer but they've been so pent up and its been so long since they got to overload with you that they rush through it, desperately wanting to reach that high your touch brings them but accidentally overheating instead. their internal temperature rising so high that they cannot touch you without burning you, thus forced to pull away.

they try as best as they can to keep their servos from reaching out for you while you tease and mock them playfully for being so so needy. but you keep playing with yourself in front of them, not helping their situation at all. all the bot can do is whine and watch as they wait for their frame to cool off just enough.

"just wait til i get my servos on you again... you wont be so cocky then"

[silverrr66]

bruises with starscream.

i feel like he would love to both give and then to tend. to be the poison and the remedy. he has so much to be stressed about on a daily so bruising is a given with him while he takes out his pent up tension on you. sometimes its accidental, but most often he gets rough on purpose, enjoying the little power he has over somebody else.

he would lay with you afterwards, stroking the already darkening spots with his claw as he hums to himself, proud of his work.

[silverrr66]

i think my phone mistook me talking abt sparklings for a good week as wanting to have like... actual real babies cus i started getting ads for diapers and baby accessories......

[silverrr66]

which bot is sending this to reader at 8.00 in the morning –im voting knockout

[silverrr66]

ppl who are happy abt bay making a return gotta be either willfully delusional or have watched their first and last bayverse film when they were 12

[silverrr66]

-self insert cringe ass human males

-70% of the films focus being on said humans instead of, you know, the robots which the movie is named after

-female characters with importance and personality equivalent to that of a fridge

-charicatures left and right

-dogwater jokes that sound like something a divorced father would tell after one too many beers

so much to look forward to!

[silverrr66]

ppl who are happy abt bay making a return gotta be either willfully delusional or have watched their first and last bayverse film when they were 12

[st1ckart1zt-sideblog]

D-16 after he gets paired with every single Optimus Prime at once.

[silverrr66]

bot who studies human biology and behaviour but none of the earth books theyve collected mention anything abt the weird little human quirks.

why do they suddenly become all babbly, finding everything laugh worthy right before recharge??? arent their energy reserves supposed to be down? so whats with this sudden surge of energy?? and poor humor at that –no, that video you showed them was, in fact, not that funny.

or down time after food consumption. "naps". theyve become used to it now but the first time they saw you rest right after eating they thought you had to be ill or something –something they also read about in detail. you just refueled, literal moments ago. what the hell are you talking about 'needing rest'?

and worst of all, SUDDEN BONE POPPING??? they are used to the occassional squeaks and hums of their own limbs if left without proper lubrication and care for too long, and they have read up on the various diseases that affect bone health but BONE GUNSHOTS were NOT mentioned. . . AND THEY SHOULD BE.

not a single book they have mentioned any of this. their face as they add yet another correcting note to their findings is priceless. just pure confusion. they look almost mad at how bizarre this all is.

[earthsparked]

Awful headcanon: mechs with tires, shed them seasonally kind of like how deer shed their antlers. Except not all at once. Chunks of rubber will just flop off as the new tire grows in.

[silverrr66]

what if when your bot overloaded they also released a pent up charge of static.

nothing that would hurt you necessarily, unless you deny them their rightful release for too long, or tease them too much. it would be this fuzzy yet ticklish feeling spreading through your body and mixing with your orgasm. want a stronger kick? edge them. make them work for it. turn it into a game of chase where they are always almost there but never close enough.

you can feel it build up overtime too, as your palms rest on their plating, as you drag your finger along it a thin invisible veil of static grows around their plating like a coat of tangible arousal. feeling like it almost wants to push you away. the longer theyve been holding it in the more noisy, blurry and fuzzy it would feel to the skin.

and you will know when youve been denying them for too long once small specks of electric current start crackling along their frame, dancing like water on the edge of a overflowing glass that is one wrong move away from spilling.

[cupidbitez]

Cog hole rimjob? 🫢

Dragging the flat of your tongue against the smooth outer rim of their cog hole, your partner anxiously lurching into your mouth. You work your way inwards, slow and thorough, tracing circles into the aching emptiness at the pit of their chest, your nose tickling its edges. Your partner is a mess of warbled moans and trembling legs, instantly unraveled by your warmth and dedication. With a hopeless whimper, they steer you deeper, digits knotting into your hair as if you might disappear otherwise.

[creator4favestuff]

Offering to eat out Megatron if he lets you go.

A tempting offer, but he doesn't believe you have what it takes to make him feel pleasure. So you offer him the trade again, teasing him about being afraid of losing to a human. He knows your game, but decides to humor you.

Of course, it takes a minute or two to map out what gets him going, having to go by feel alone, given his expression shows nothing.

So you work your magic, i.e. go to town without a care in the world, and eventually, you feel it. The subtle still of his body and squeeze of his valve around your fingers. So, you pull them away, ready to get out of there-

“And where do you think you're going?”

“...Back ho-”

His valve is back on your mouth, and the subtle thirst in his optics speaks volumes. “I'm afraid that isn't possible. After all…you haven't held up your end of the deal.”

Oh.

He was playing that game, huh?

Fine then.

You'd show him.

When he falters from the third overload, you use that as your way of escape, sliding away and making it to the Autobots, who groundbridge everyone back to base.

They're glad you're alright, though Arcee questions the shimmer on your lips…

With an easy enough excuse, you're able to dodge a bullet…

[tom-foolery-incorporated]

Free Use Human

Lost Light Crew x reader, AFAB gender neutral reader, racially ambiguous, cumdump, stuck in a hole

“Brainstorm?” You called into the empty room hoping the scientist would hear you. You placed your palms flat against the wall behind you as you gave a push to try to dislodge yourself. Your legs dangled uselessly on the other side of the wall with your rear propped up right in the air.

You looked down at the floor maybe 6 feet below you where the teleportation device Brainstorm had made for you dropped. You pushed once again this time kicking your legs to get some kind of momentum but to no avail.

“Brainstorm!” You called louder hoping the scientist would rescue you before anyone found you like this.

“Woah!”

You heard a familiar voice behind you.

“Swerve!” You kicked your feet trying to wiggle out of the wall. “Thank God you’re here! Can you find Brainstorm and tell him where I am? Something went wrong with the teleportation device and-“ You yelped feeling a servo run across your rear. “Swerve!”

“You’re really stuck in there, huh?” He sounded way too pleased. “Like you can’t do anything?” You huffed shaking your head before realizing Swerve couldn’t see you on the other side of the wall. “No, I’m stuck. Can you please get-HEY!” You jerked feeling Swerve fondle your clothed ass. Swerve only laughed a little before giving a taut swipe to your rear.

“Oh man, I know who’d love this!” Swerve laughed rubbing his servo down your thigh. You whined wiggling your hips. “Brainstorm would because he’d want to know-OH!” Once again you were cut off when Swerve dragged his thick digit over your clothed folds.

“You look good like this,” Swerve laughed. He continued rubbing your clothed pussy making you whine and clench your thighs. “I just messaged Rodimus over the comlink,” Swerve said now groping your ass with both of his servos. “Think I can bust one out before he gets here?” He sounded so giddy having you defenseless like this. You only perked your rear up and wiggled your hips for him.

Swerve grabbed onto the waistband of your pants pulling the fabric down over your shoes and discarding the fabric to the floor. The wafting cold air of the ship brought goosebumps to your skin. You squeaked feeling Swerve bring another sharp smack to your ass. “You’re already so wet!” Swerve said excitedly. “Here I was gonna try eating you out to get you prepped but maybe-“ “Swerve, please!” You begged spreading your legs wider. Swerve chuckled before kneeling down in front of your glistening folds and shoving his face into your pussy. He devoured your slick cunt like a man starved. His dermas moving around your clit as his glossa dipped between them to slurp up whatever juices you produced.

“Fuck!” You whined clenching your fist against the wall. You squeezed your eyes shut focusing on the feeling of having Swerve’s face plate buried between your thighs. “Fucking delicious,” Swerve mumbled against your folds. The vibrations of his vocalizer going straight to your clit. “Swerve,” you moaned out trying to push your hips back into his face plate. His large servos wrapped around your hips keeping you still while he continued feasting on your sopping heat.

Swerve pulled away but not before giving your clit a loud obnoxious kiss. “Oh man look at your valve,”Swerve said prodding at your hole with one of his digits. “You’re clenching around nothing here!” Swerve jammed his finger into your pulsing hole feeling around the wet cavern of your vagina.

“Swerve, please!” You called your voice muffled by the wall. Swerve added another digit pushing his metal fingers in and out of your hole. “Think you’re ready for me?” Swerve was practically panting in excitement. How long has he been lusting after the ship’s little human and now he finally has a chance to feel their sweet organic valve around his throbbing spike.

You spread your legs in response trying to make as much room for the minibot as you could. You could hear him shuffling to his feet on the other side of the wall before there was a hiss in the air as Swerve released his modesty panel. His spike sprung to life slapping down atop your ass. The hot metal was a welcome change against your cold skin.

“Primus I can’t believe this is real,” Swerve muttered to himself. He held your hips with his servos, their size basically engulfing you, as he tilted his pelvis back to line his spike up with your hole. Swerve muttered praises as he rubbed his dripping spike against your cunt before pushing in.

“Holy shit!” You heard Rodimus’ voice coming down the hallway. “They really are stuck!”

Swerve gave you a sharp thrust before responding to his captain. “Yeah! They’re super tight too,” he panted trying to find a rhythm with his thrusts. “No way!” Your whole body stiffened when you heard Whirl. “Free use human?”

“Are we all getting a turn with them?” Tailgate’s enthusiasm made you clench around Swerve. The minibot groaned as he set a rough pace slapping his hips into your rear. Your moans bounced with your body as the bartender took what he wanted from your cunt. “Overload in them!” You heard Nautica cheer. You whined squeezing your eyes shut at the feeling of being watched in such a vulnerable position. Swerve’s hips stuttered as he released a flood of transfluid deep into your cunt.

“Okay,” you heard Rodimus start. “As the captain I get dibs after Swerve. From there we can form a line.”

You heard Whirl complain a little but was hushed by Cyclonus. “Actually I think I should get next because my device put them in this position!” Brainstorm called out.

“Is their intake up for grabs?” You heard Rewind ask.

“I don’t see why not,” Rodimus answered. “Why? You and Chromedome going to spear them?” Rodimus laughed at his own comment as your whole body heated up at the idea.

You felt Swerve slowly slide his spike out of you. His transfluid leaked down your pussy and onto your thigh. “Look at that,” you heard Drift say marveling at how Swerve’s overload slunk out of your hole.

“Okay my turn now!” You heard Rodimus call coupled with the sounds of him pushing other bots out of the way.

Ultra Magnus rarely walked this way around the ship but he felt the need to check why he had seen so many bots take this corridor. He hoped that his suspicions of something devious being at play was only a hunch. His thundering footsteps came down the hallway turning around a corner until he came to a full and abrupt stop.

Your rear end stood out of the wall with your legs dangling uselessly. both of your holes leaking transfluid with a puddle of the pink glowing substance laid underneath you. He could hardly believe his optics. Not only did this display break multiple public indecency laws but also violated almost every health code Ultra Magnus could recollect.

You moved your leg a little, bending your knee to keep the limb from falling asleep, and the movement caused a thick glob of transfluid to push out of your pussy and drip into the puddle beneath you. Ultra Magnus covered his mouth as his face flushed blue with energon.

“Human?” His deep voice called.

You giggled in return stretching out your legs causing more transfluid to seep from your pussy and ass. “Ultra Magnus!” You called cheerfully from the other side of the wall. You sounded delirious as if you had been fucked stupid. “Did you want a turn?” You spread your legs pressing the tips of your shoes against the wall so Ultra Magnus could see your sloppy holes.

In all honesty, he did want a turn.

[tom-foolery-incorporated]

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I kinda miss lost light various x reader.

Sooooo i can imagine the others found out Swerve Lilley dirty secret, they'll keep quiet in exchange they also ' give ' their own drink for Mc to drink, if ya know what i mean.

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😏😏😉😉

Some quick thoughts before I go catch a ride at sleepy time junction

Rodimus is the first to find out. He walks in on Swerve cranking it over your cup. Swerve screams and falls on his aft spewing transfluid everywhere like a fountain and Rodimus flinches covering his optics trying not to yell at Swerve for jerking off in the backrooms like that.

Then it hits him.

That drink smelt so familiar and looked so much like transfluid to him because it fucking was. Those joking remarks he’d made to Drift about your drink were fucking true!! Now here he had Swerve red handed and in the best position to blackmail him.

“I want in.”

Swerve nearly loses his shit and sparks a flame in his processor at what his captain just said. He expected yelling and grossed out noises from Rodimus but the larger bot just shut the door behind him with a wicked look on his face.

“I won’t give out your dirty secret if i get in on this,” Rodimus said pointing at your cup.

The next time you had your signature drink Rodimus was right there to clink his glass to yours. He watched expectantly as you unknowingly sipped on his transfluid.

“Tastes different,” you mentioned while smacking your lips. “It’s kind of smoky and spicy?”

“Yeah!” Swerve butted in to try to cover up the difference in taste. “I wanted to experiment more with some, uhh, whiskey!”

“It tastes good,” you nodded taking another sip.

Rodimus just about frees his spike then and there. What really got his engines revving was seeing his transfluid make a mustache just above your lips then seeing you lick it off.

Trailbreaker was next since he overheard Rodimus and Swerve bickering about it. Now he wants in on this and soon enough practically the whole ship is jerking their spikes over your cup just to see you taste their transfluid.

“It kind of has a sting to it,” you mentioned. “It’s very strong.”

Megatron always gives you so much that Swerve already has a second cup made once you’re finished with your first. He’s sitting in the back of the bar drinking his own drink trying not to cum behind his modesty plate at the sight.

“Did you put yogurt or something in this one? It’s pretty thick,” you mentioned. You had to hollow out your cheeks suck this mixture through a straw.