[greelin]

you know what's extremely toxic? jealousy,

turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis. but it’s just the price i pay

[distinguishedbaloney]

[no-longer-kanaya-deactivated202]

The guy who produced Suicide Squad is now the treasury secretary of the United States and 5th in the line of presidential succession

[no-longer-kanaya-deactivated202]

to those who keep asking:

no, this is not a shitpost

[xactokind]

its steven mnuchin

[existentialismandmakeup]

welcome to my twisted government?

[grimeclown]

im joking off

[grimeclown]

busting a gut

[youngsamberg]

the duality of man

[silvertongueee]

You: you are all not

Me, an intellectual: YAINT

[melodramaticlesbian-deactivated]

someone: what are your plans for the future?

me:

[goodsprings]

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

[goodsprings]

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

[cosleia]

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

[mixxtapej]

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

[darrylwhitefeather]

la la land stans deleting their best picture gifsets

[happymealworm]

me lifting my big claws in excitement as soon as i see my pals

[straightboyfriend]

me: hey

tubglr: alexander hamilton is a gay nonbinary demi boy uwuu stay hydrated

me, hitting them w a newspaper: get out of my house

[wittgensteinsmister]

[ramifico-deactivated20180226]

wiktionary spills the tea on this fine monday

[smis-happens]

New meme:

type in “I’m” in the tags and use the first tag that appears

[pietriarchy]

[beysexuality]

*Beyoncé voice* Okay ladies now just what in Tarnation

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil