wulan krahinan

[botan]

[shitgw2playerssay]

[incorrectdbh]

Simon: I think I was supposed to be gay. I think when they were making me, they built 3/4 of a gay person and they forgot to flip the final switch and they just sent me out. And they were like "You marked that one gay, right?" and it was like "Oh no, was I supposed to?" and they were like "Oh man, well this will be a very interesting android. This'll be a very silly android."

[incorrectdbh]

Simon: Are you rA9?

Markus: What?

Simon: You rA9 out of ten and I'm the one you need.

Markus: God damn it, Simon.

[inskaes-deactivated20250714]

when you’re calculating where you could possibly stick your instructions:

[bluecubics]

“why didn’t you shoot?”

[incorrectdbh]

Connor, getting shot by evil Connor: (freeze frame, record scratch) Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here, and it’s a long story. But it all started here.

Fish: (is placed in tank)

[queenandani]

Before you go out into the world

Be careful, the next person you could be having a casual conversation with could end up being upgraded to your lover without your consent

[trengnguyen1412]

my sincere apology to this fandom /why did i do this

[devilsjude]

connor: lieutenant i would advise you not to have another drin–

hank:

[hoiponnn-deactivated20180803]

[kittypride-archive]

And I am very good at punching things.

[dailymarvelheroes]

Doctor Strange (2016)     – Forget about everything you think you know.

[luckyliesmith]

you say witch like it’s a bad thing

i’m still dying a little from infinity war so i had to draw my three fav ‘witches’ to cope 😅

[apup-deactivated20171002]

[fantasticworldofflanneldoodle]

Is this what war is now?

[odin-n-out]

We finally weaponized gay chicken

[frosty-the-snowden]

I told y’all about the time at Adeevka, right?

[sleepycleric-blog]

Tell us a story, Frosty!

[frosty-the-snowden]

I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.

Up to this point, I’d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them “would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass”, so it’s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.

In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but “proper” Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out “next guy that shoots is gay”. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit

[variablejabberwocky]

thats it, thats the Gay Agenda ™ : world peace

[the-real-seebs]

antiweaponized homophobia

[systlin]

Someone tell Putin that invading Ukraine means he’s gay. 

[batsonthebrain]

fear the queer, peace is here

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[theavengers]

Chadwick Boseman photographed by Art Streiber for Vanity Fair