Blorbo Posting

Side blog to post my original art and fanfics. Find me on AO3 @simch84 She/her, early 30s, bi Print Shop on INPRNT

[sodapopseagull]

NEW RED RABBIT NEW RED RABBIT NEW RED RABBIT

YIPPEEEEEEE

[simch84]

I'm so glad you like it so much <3

[ghouliaur]

had so much fun collaborating with the incredibly talented @simch84 for bwbr mermay! go read cradlesong, it’s SO good.

[simch84]

Everyone look at the lovely art 😭😭

The rocks in the background, the drape of the shirt, the lightning marks, the expressions, the shimmer of the tail, the super dynamic pose… so yummy.

Thank you to ghouliaur for being such a good creative partner for the event!

[sodapopseagull]

1-800-222-1222 - New Bloodweave Fic!

HELLO!!! Myself and @simch84 collaborated on a 4/20 fic based on a song about swallowing shampoo and calling poison control. If you like modern AUs, married bloodweave, and Astarion and Gale being idiots who love each other very much, then this may be the fic for you.

Note: this fic revolves around misuse of medical marijuana so, yunno, be advised for that!

Read it here, if you please 🍃🍃🍃

[simch84]

A fic I wrote with my friend Sam 🫡

[simch84]

Breathe...

Art for my friend @sodapopseagull's bloodweave fic Feel the Breeze and Deeply Breathe. If you like Certified Creature Astarion and Wet (literally) Sad Gale, then look no farther. This painting is a scene from the first chapter, which I read and couldn't get out of my head, so... here we are.

Painted using Golden fluid acrylics on gessoed board (scanned, original 8x10)

[simch84]

Montana Part 3: Bisons

If you'd like to read a short fic about Gale feeling very affectionate, yearning feelings for Astarion, here you go!

Featuring some art by friends as well as this piece I did:

Painted with Daniel Smith watercolors and Holbein acrylic gouache on toned paper (scanned)

[sodapopseagull]

1k Follower Giveaway!

Text version & dragonborn/anthro examples below the break!

1K Followers Giveaway!

I'm raffling off one custom piece of art to a randomly selected follower!

The winner will have a choice between three options (all art will be non-nude/sfw! No explicit nsfw!)

Lingerie art - with custom lingerie

Character pinup - with custom theme

Cover art - for fics/original writing

You must be following me to enter!

To enter, reblog this post with a picture of your character/description of your fic! (This protects from doubles, required for entry!)

OCs, Tavs, custom Durges, and BG3 characters are welcome! Can draw dragonborn and anthro characters! Examples below!

Thank you everyone for 1,000+ followers!

Dragonborn & anthro art samples since I never post that sort of thing here:

[simch84]

I think I would want cover art my fic Sea Shanties for the Bitch Queen (which I will finish, I promise 😅).

Also Sam’s art is great and if any of you haven’t seen it before you should go check out his page!

[simch84]

The Beach From Weird Fishes

Commission for @mustardsprite of the beach from their BloodWeave fic Weird Fishes.

Painted with Holbein acrylic gouache and Daniel Smith watercolor on watercolor paper (scanned).

Mustardsprite was lovely to work with! 10/10. Everyone go read Weird Fishes right now.

[simch84]

2, 9, 10, 13 from the fandom asks! 💜💜💜

2. A headcanon you weren't sure about at first but have come to like:

That Astarion has ADHD.

9. A ship that isn't your OTP but that you enjoy:

For Gale--Webweave (Gale/Minthara). For Astarion--Hellspawn (Astarion/Karlach)

10. A blog (mutual or one you follow) that has made your fandom experience brighter:

@fatfemmalewife always reblogs great stuff and they are a super cool and sweet person

13. Your favorite type of fandom event (gift exchange, ship week, secret santa, prompt meme, etc):

I've only participated in a few events so far but I love the idea of gift exchanges! I'm working on the BWBR secret solstice swap right now and I'm very excited.

[pooyeshr]

inspired by doodleyounge's JNCO/90s AU and @simch84 fic "smudge" - for BWBR discord server

I had so much fun drawing this (my fav part is Gale’s smudged makeup) ^^

[simch84]

I'm honored whenever anyone decides to make art inspired by a fic I wrote. This in particular was inspired by my fic Smudge (90s AU weed smoking Astarion and genderqueer Gale), which was in turn inspired by doodleyonge's art.

Side note, fanart inspired by fanfic inspired by fanart is like...a fanworks turducken.

[simch84]

Gale and Astarion Addams

Gale and Astarion as Gomez and Morticia Addams

mixed media (Nicker poster paint, alcohol marker, fine liner) on bristol illustration board (scanned)

Print Link

[simch84]

Gathering Summer Storm Clouds

A view of the from the private deck off Gale and Astarion's room in my bloodweave fic Coneflowers (sequel to Bison).

Hint: they get up to some...sex shennigans out on that deck.

Painted with Holbein gouache and Daniel Smith watercolor on watercolor paper (scanned)

Prints Available

[simch84]

G-413 Portrait

Once again painted some Afterlife art. Thank you once again @cweepa and @dumptruck for creating this amazing story.

Painted with Golden fluid acrylic paint on composite board (scanned)

Link to Print

[bloodweave-fandom-celebration-d]

@simch84

Incredibly talented art wise with the paintings, but then dropped killer fics, too?? Absolutely amazingly talented.

<3

[simch84]

🥺🥺

[simch84]

Hi. Just wanted to share this fantastically dumb 3D render @mission--control-art-crimes made as a joke in the BWBR discord server in reference to my fic Bison.

Also because I wanted to put it into an authors note in the sequel Coneflowers and I needed a place to link the picture from.

(The censoring was done by me so tumblr wouldn’t be mad at the butt)

[simch84]

💦💦Gale's Car Wash💦💦

Painted with a single pan watercolor (Kuretake "sumi blue") + white ink on 100% cotton watercolor paper

Done for a BWBR discord summer prompt--"car wash"

Link to Print!

[hylianworrier]

Is that all for me, darling?

An honour to be commissioned by @parkouringrabbit to recreate this scene from @simch84 's fic, Bison.

I gave it a bit of a dreamlike quality because reading for hours, eating a chicken sandwich, and having Astarion ride you sounds like a dream to me 🙏

Not explicit, uncensored on Bsky

[simch84]

This is simply gorgeous. The colors *are* dreamy and all the little details are amazing. Thank you so much to @parkouringrabbit for commissioning this for me/for the fic and thank you to @hylianworrier for doing such a lovely job ❤️💜🦬

[simch84]

✨tag some people you’d like to know better✨

tagged by @parkouringrabbit

☀️ fun fact: I own like 15 power tools and grew up making furniture and learning home repair from my dad

🎥 currently watching: About to start season 2 of Interview with the Vampire based on my friend's recommendation. I liked season 1 and I hear season 2 is even better

🎵last song on repeat: Landslide (Fleetwood Mac). Also random old My Chemical Romance music because I'm going to their show in a couples weeks and the inner high school emo version of myself is pumped

🎬 last movie: The new Naked Gun movie

📖 currently reading: The Season. I'm going to be so honest I don't often read regular books anymore but the last one I read was Polysecure (for my work as a therapist)

🎮 currently playing: uhhhhh BG3 again. Trials of Tav (reloaded) currently has a chokehold on me and I'm playing through the campaign *again* with a friend for their first playthrough

🍫 sweet/spicy/savory: depends, but I'll say sweet usually

❤️ relationship status: Married

🧠 current obsession: BG3 in all aspects (gameplay and characters, especially Gale and shipping bloodweave). I also play World of Warcraft and Timberborn a lot

🔍 last google search: a bunch of ice skating terminology so I know what the hell the characters are talking about in The Season

🎨 currently working on: haaaaa my ADHD has created a monster of me. I have a few posted WIPS and several others behind the scenes. Also fanart--some inspired by other people's fics and some original

🏝️ currently looking forward to: the aforementioned MCR concert

no pressure tags: @completelyrottenthings @cosmic-queery