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Like I mentioned, I can take PayPal and Zelle, and I can also take Venmo.
This is my first time doing comms, so lmk if I missed any info that you want to know (:
I’m so excited!!!!

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@simon-stardust
5 slots open for commissions!!! Please DM me to grab one :)
Like I mentioned, I can take PayPal and Zelle, and I can also take Venmo.
This is my first time doing comms, so lmk if I missed any info that you want to know (:
I’m so excited!!!!
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let 👏 actors 👏 have 👏 male 👏 pattern 👏 baldness 👏 again
congrats this post was actually originally about walter skinner
every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
And every summer I get reminded that we have only a single choice if we want to survive
one of the tweets of all time to me
mustard snob canon
johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear
gerard from 11/03/2005 carlington weekend reading academy brixton london uk from drinkingsouls.com
the way rr/tierney introduce ilya is so funny to me because when you first see him you're just like jeez this guy is such an asshole why is he like this. and then seconds later it's just like um it's because he has a 1) dead mom 2) who killed herself 3) an abusive dad 4) with alzheimers 5) a brother 6) who verbally abuses him on the phone 7) when ilya refuses to wire him 50 bands all at once 8) all while he spends new years eve all alone in the grossest motel you've ever seen 9) and he's bisexual.
and you're just like. well shit. that will do it i guess.
where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"
hello i have this
quality is gonna b crap and i haven't posted in forEVER, but i offer lesbians
"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
Muscular women are a national treasure
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT
what did you do to be put into the salt mine
i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh
was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?
im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.
10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.
Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in
Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming
Okay wait one more
why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"