THEN GO FORTH, AND SIM ON MORE

[sapphling]

never stops being annoying how much of a tangible impact washing your hair will usually have on your immediate mental health

[uslessnoahtall]

Twisted Tarot Legacy Challenge

[bovineblogger]

sorry ea why did you give your cows top teeth. why do they look like that. why do. why do your cows have human teeth

[bovineblogger]

i just realised some people might not know this so , just for context: cattle only have bottom front teeth! they have a hard dental pad up the top :3

which makes the sims 4 cow. really creepy.

[happyleech]

I'm really good at naming my pikmin

[silktouchhands]

no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

[silktouchhands]

thats my weird emotional support dog his name is jeremy

[silktouchhands]

"i thought endermen hated endermites?" i never said i liked jeremy

[hoglinstep]

dude i dont think you should have beef with your emotional support dog

[silktouchhands]

the emotion he supports is rage

[1percentcharge]

One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft

[1percentcharge]

Instead of looking for diamonds, fighting mobs, trying to go to the nether, doing potions/enchantments/whatever, I like to build these 1-block-wide platforms far above the ground that i walk on to explore without getting lost, attacked or generally inconvenienced. And they hate it

[1percentcharge]

“If you don’t want to get lost just use a compass!” Takes redstone. Also I don’t want to. And on the ground there’s mobs

“Fight the mobs, they’re part of the game!” no. I get scared

“Just use mine carts!” And use all that iron?

“Then use boats and ice!” You need enchantments to collect ice. All my paths take is dirt and ladders (and torches)

“But they’re so UGLY!” Not the point

[1percentcharge]

my paths

[santospur]

The Church Grim and Its Watchers

(all gifs are my own! please credit if used)

[wickedwhism]

“Harvest Moon : More Friends of Mineral Town” Bachelors

“Harvest Moon : Friends of Mineral Town” Bachelorettes

[ellenent]

congrats on your 4k milestone!! if you're still taking requests, some pikmin worshipping a burger pikmin lol please and thank you

yeah lol

[sillypau]

choo choo !! c: i like pikmin a normal amount ehehe ^^

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[ellenent]

the whole menu is here <3

love the burger pikmin so much!!

[puppycheesecake]

(Pre-nose job) 1980s Judith Ward. ⭐

[cyndaquilism]

[akinari-kashihara]

Um, hey, so you kind of never went to church to meet your boyfriend, and, well... Because you never met, you never learned that he needed a job, or that there was a job going at the local winery. He left town without you having ever met. If you'd met, you'd have been able to meet again on the 29th day of the month, but because you didn't... I'm sorry he's just... he's just gone. Forever. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

[insaneclownpussi]

CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU is probably my favorite place in nampshire

[paradoxpig]

Tell us how you really feel

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Her saying ‘ye’ makes it seem like she’s speaking with a Scottish accent and now I can’t get it out of my head

[onion-souls]

Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel aroun an Electrode nice and cosy and then just fucking tel it tae seldestruct and blow yersel up tae fuck

[poqu]

tinkaton’s smithy