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I really gotta shitpost more often
Signs that he is a RED FLAG🚩🚩🚩
- Can’t recite a certain commandment
- Gets mad at you for bringing up his cheating because he means to please you now
- His ex keeps accusing you of witchcraft because he made some shady “promises”
- The magistrate that sits in his heart judges him
Had the worst migraine of my life. I’m talking week long, splitting. I was desperate and didn’t know what to do.
Guys. I literally flicked my bean and my migraine went away. I orgasm’ed my way out of a migraine. I hope this wasn’t a fluke bc I am a chronic sufferer and no meds really help.
I told my partner and he literally laughed his ass off.
They put my man through hell and back
Kinda freaking out over what’s going to happen later today rn at 5 o’clock in the morning bc I can’t sleep. Uhm. Yeah.
Anyway, shit you need to know:
You see I.C.E?
Yell, “La Migra.” (La-mee-grah)
Be as loud you possibly can.
They are supposed to be starting Raids in Chicago on Tuesday.
You know neurodivergent or queer people?
No the fuck you don’t.
Are you apart of that spectrum yourself?
Suddenly you aren’t.
Know trans people or trans yourself?
Nuh-uh.
Do you have immigrant family?
Tell them how to answer I.C.E if they come across them. (a bunch of shit on TikTok can tell about that)
If you have birth-right citizenship, you’re at risk too.
Don’t be in usually populated areas.
Like, the mall, movie theaters, etc. it’s not safe, trust, there will be dumbasses out there today and probably the rest of the week, keep that in mind.
Anyone ask you about your political views?
Say NOTHING.
Or, “I don’t like to talk about that stuff.”
Don’t talk about them at all.
Same goes for your identity, aight?
Idgaf if he “saved TikTok” it was a stunt, they think we’re stupid. Forget that shit, don’t thank him. It’s fucking propaganda.
Stay safe,
Eat the rich,
And Deny, Defend, and fucking depose.
Ik im not popular, like at all but please reblog, share, whatever
—Atlas
SHOUT ‘La Migra” as loud as you can, over and over. Alert as many people you can
I am going to throw up. Elon threw up the N*zi salute. I am the granddaughter of Holocaust survivors. My grandmother was 17 and survived not one, not two, but THREE death camps. My grandfather was a resistance fighter. I will never forget the horrors that happened to my grandparents. This is the beginning of the end. I got an undergraduate degree in Holocaust history. That is a Roman salute, yes, but the N*zi’s stole it. Why do you think we stopped doing it in schools as the salute to the flag? Why do you think the swast*ka is no longer used as a peace symbol? Implications do not lie, my friends.
FUCK MAGA.
I know this is a semi-old image but as someone with back issues this is just cruel. I’m almost 23 and I have bladder incontinence due to my spinal issues. Spinal disorders cause urinary ‘full signals’ to be sent less, and nerve damage to the bladder nerves causes less sensation until it’s too late. I have had friends who were protesting and were jailed before and were denied the toilet until they were about to pee themselves. So the fact that he has spinal issues and the police likely denied him toilet access until he lost bladder control is infuriating. Yay for police brutality I guess… taking a photo as well just to humiliate him is so insane.
God, my daughter is cute.
Living with a tiny American who only talks in questions should not be as adorable as it is.
I retract my statement made six minutes ago.
Have you ever argued with a tiny American who only talks in questions? It's like a Whose Line is it Anyway sketch.
Having children is like being on a 24/7 sitcom for which you do not get paid.
My foster daughter 😔 #justiceforcassie
This child is FOUR and is constantly asking me “why” GIRL I DONT KNOW 😭
He has tkam I’m in love
raúl esparza stimboard
I am pissing who made this shit
This is some shit my eight year old nephew would wear sobbing
RAÚL (ON CHEF HARRY MODE) EATING A CUPCAKE AKA THE HOTTEST/CUTEST THING YOU’LL SEE TODAY x
Why his wee wee poking out 😔
Oliver! at NYCC 5/13/23 (inset) and 5/14/23
Raúl Esparza “Reviewing the Situation”
My little dumbass 💕
(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu
It’s me again, hey *leans on barbie jeep*
(Idk if you do headcanons but here goes)
What if, and hear me out here: smut headcanons of Luigi and you both have back pain (self projection, babes) 😛😛😛 drooling thinking about this I need to get a hobby
♡ A/N: I love this idea my love!! As you all know I deal with chronic back pain as well, so this is from my own personal experience of what aids intimacy during sex. please take into account that everyone experiences pain in different ways, so what is presented here might not seem realistic to everyone! love you all!
Caring!Luigi who…
Takes his time, always checking in with you to make sure every movement feels good. He’ll murmur, “Does this feel good? Too much? Just right?” between soft kisses, ensuring that both of you stay comfortable during intimacy.
Loves starting with gentle massages, focusing on any tension in your lower back before slowly trailing kisses along your spine. He’ll let his hands wander, teasingly brushing over sensitive spots to coax sighs and shivers.
Always finds ways to hold you close, even during sex. He’ll cradle your face, whispering, “I’ve got you. Let me take care of you, amore mio” while moving in ways that keep the rhythm slow and steady to minimize strain.
Makes sure intimacy is a two-way street, pausing mid-moment to adjust pillows, swap positions, or press soft kisses to your lips and saying, “Is this comfortable for you?”
Always stops if either of you are in pain, even if he hasn’t finished. He’ll lean in close, his breath warm against your ear, as he whispers “its okay my love, how about a bath together hm?” reminding you how much he adores every part of you, even the parts that ache.
Absolutely melts when he’s wrapped up in your arms, you running your fingers along the scar from his surgery, reminding him how much you love every part of him.
Together you...
Make foreplay a ritual that blends pleasure and care. Heating pads and oils become part of your routine, where one massages the other’s back before things heat up, always making sure the other feels relaxed before diving into the passion.
Perfect positions that let you both feel good without aggravating your pain—like side-by-side spooning, where you can hold each other close, or you sitting on his lap, letting you move together at a gentle, unhurried pace.
Are patient with each other when adjustments are needed. If one you has to pause to stretch or shift, the other takes it as an opportunity to pepper kisses along the others neck or trace soft patterns across the skin, keeping the connection alive.