Simon Snow

Baz get off of my blog !!

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Hello I’m Simon. The Chosen One, and all that.

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> I’m an eighth year at Watford. The big fancy school in the middle of nowhere.

> I’m unfortunately roommates with @basiltonpitch and he keeps annoying me here. Brilliant.

> I’m learning how to bake in order to keep myself sane because I can’t go a year at this school without everything blowing up in my face. Sometimes literally.

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> Feel free to ask me questions or send me things, I’ll probably respond in between classes (unlike Baz, who keeps pulling out his phone like a Normal as if it’s not contraband)!

> Yes, it’s really me, and no, I haven’t gotten the Humdrum yet. Thanks for reminding me <3

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> My main account is @skeletalshitposts !!

[eightglass]

feeding them some branch today :3

they really love mulberry leaves! they're fun to play with lol

@goatgirlgocks @four-leafed-queer-gal @quab00 @anarchworm @aurinsf

@bookmothic-dyke @val-3-val + lmk if you want on my goats taglist!

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Why is his entire chest out. Does he ever button his damn shirts?

[basiltonpitch]

Clearly I button my shirts considering you can see some of the buttons are closed in the picture. I’d hardly say my entire chest is out, considering public indecency is illegal. If you have a problem with seeing my posts, just don’t look. It’s that simple.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Mind you your chest is looking at ME, but whatever. I’m getting Penny to teach me how to private post now.

[basiltonpitch]

Rather, you’re ogling my chest. Dare I say, obsessed?

[simonsnowsalisbury]

I am most certainly NOT ogling. Don’t you have books to be reading in the library?

[lixdoesntknow]

oooh we’re watching a crazy enemies to lovers slowburn play out rn this is so entertaining

[simonsnowsalisbury]

There’s no enemies to lovers! Why is everyone here so obsessed with that? Just because we truced doesn’t mean we’re going to end up… violently making out in a broom closet or something. I need a cuppa if I’m going to deal with this all day.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

oh you’re sooooo down bad just admit it

Well that’s entirely inaccurate. I don’t think I’ve ever barked at or for someone.

And I’m not… depressingly interested in anyone, either. There’s too much happening to even think about that sort of thing. I prefer not thinking at all, really.

[lixdoesntknow]

who’s gonna tell him?

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Tell me what?

[simonsnowsalisbury]

oh you’re sooooo down bad just admit it

Well that’s entirely inaccurate. I don’t think I’ve ever barked at or for someone.

And I’m not… depressingly interested in anyone, either. There’s too much happening to even think about that sort of thing. I prefer not thinking at all, really.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Fav goat breed if you got one?

I have several! I’m particularly a fan of the droopy-eared goats (Boers and Anglo Nubians, for examples), but also Angora goats because of how fluffy they are. Ebb has a few and she uses their fleece to make blankets for winter. I think I’d like a Pygmy goat one day, though. Or maybe I’ll just sneak away from Ebb’s after Watford with a goat-shaped pocket…

[simonsnowsalisbury]

I feel like one of those Normals right now that say “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee”. But it’s scones. I need scones in my system right now. I am so tired.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[basiltonpitch]

Snow is lying in bed across from me, huffing and puffing. Thumbs violently tapping against his keyboard. It really is so easy to get him worked up.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Actually, I'm fighting goat haters on the internet. And people who think scones taste bad. Nice try though <3

[simonsnowsalisbury]

I wonder if there's a spell that could turn me into a goat for a day. It seems a hell of a lot easier to lie in the grass and get to cuddle with other goats than have to fight dark creatures every other week.

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[basiltonpitch]

I wish you weren’t an insufferable, incorrigible stubborn nightmare of a boy. I truly wish you’d believe me. Maybe then you’d see how he’s hurt too.

Sometimes I think it would be easier if we were on the same team.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

I can help you find who killed your mum, Baz. If you want. Prove the Mage innocent and avenge your mum at the same time. A real, proper truce. Not one about being straight or a vampire.

[basiltonpitch]

Fine. Truce. I’m not letting my feelings about the Mage go, but perhaps I can be less vocal about them. If you’re willing to help. A proper truce.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Proper truce then. With magick, since you're across the room from me. However that works, I want you to magick it. So we have to help each other and you can't just decide to launch a chimera at me tomorrow during tea.

[basiltonpitch]

Sure, I’ll cast the spell. I’m not going near your bed though, it stinks. You can come to me. Surely you can use your words in real life? We are in the same room so that’s no need to keep posting about me online.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

It's easier to talk to you here when I don't have to sort through the million insult I want to throw at your face. Or rather, I can sort through them without potentially breaking this now magicked truce.

[basiltonpitch]

I see, your phone functions as the brain-to-mouth filter you so clearly lack. Well I admit it does make conversing with you significantly more tolerable.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Being able to argue with you without having to look at your insufferable face is more tolerable for me, too. So we're even. Just like our truce.

[basiltonpitch]

I wish you weren’t an insufferable, incorrigible stubborn nightmare of a boy. I truly wish you’d believe me. Maybe then you’d see how he’s hurt too.

Sometimes I think it would be easier if we were on the same team.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

I can help you find who killed your mum, Baz. If you want. Prove the Mage innocent and avenge your mum at the same time. A real, proper truce. Not one about being straight or a vampire.

[basiltonpitch]

Fine. Truce. I’m not letting my feelings about the Mage go, but perhaps I can be less vocal about them. If you’re willing to help. A proper truce.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Proper truce then. With magick, since you're across the room from me. However that works, I want you to magick it. So we have to help each other and you can't just decide to launch a chimera at me tomorrow during tea.

[basiltonpitch]

Sure, I’ll cast the spell. I’m not going near your bed though, it stinks. You can come to me. Surely you can use your words in real life? We are in the same room so that’s no need to keep posting about me online.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

It's easier to talk to you here when I don't have to sort through the million insult I want to throw at your face. Or rather, I can sort through them without potentially breaking this now magicked truce.

[p3tmeplz]

gender affirming praise >>>>>

“good boy”

“thats my boy”

“pretty boy”

YYYYYYIKES IM EASY

[basiltonpitch]

I wish you weren’t an insufferable, incorrigible stubborn nightmare of a boy. I truly wish you’d believe me. Maybe then you’d see how he’s hurt too.

Sometimes I think it would be easier if we were on the same team.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

I can help you find who killed your mum, Baz. If you want. Prove the Mage innocent and avenge your mum at the same time. A real, proper truce. Not one about being straight or a vampire.

[basiltonpitch]

Fine. Truce. I’m not letting my feelings about the Mage go, but perhaps I can be less vocal about them. If you’re willing to help. A proper truce.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

Proper truce then. With magick, since you're across the room from me. However that works, I want you to magick it. So we have to help each other and you can't just decide to launch a chimera at me tomorrow during tea.

[godsentandgifted]

Why am I bleeding I got he/him in my bio tf

[basiltonpitch]

I wish you weren’t an insufferable, incorrigible stubborn nightmare of a boy. I truly wish you’d believe me. Maybe then you’d see how he’s hurt too.

Sometimes I think it would be easier if we were on the same team.

[simonsnowsalisbury]

I can help you find who killed your mum, Baz. If you want. Prove the Mage innocent and avenge your mum at the same time. A real, proper truce. Not one about being straight or a vampire.