[gay-systemdeez]

Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.

[transxfiles]

[enderlordisadumbusername]

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[gender-luster]

no one:

the supernatural tag rn:

[gaucheguy]

misha collins is just some middle aged guy you would scroll past on eharmony but castiel is an egon schiele painting in a museum that overcomes you with such an inexplicable haunted feeling that you have to sit down on the waxed pine floor of the museum and simply stare up at it for 4 consecutive hours and let its beauty wash over you. hope this helps

[lkjtq]

Some environment practice: Castiel by the sea

[bongscholar420]

[8512121589]

you can’t change fate

[cabybapa]

I CAN SAVE HIM

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my tags: The female singer IS saying yes but using an outdated social script that doesn’t translate well to the 21st century. this song was funny and sweet to 1950s audiences bc it was about two people having fun and hooking up, and using the winter weather as an excuse

#it’s a fun song about having fun sex while being snowed in together. which as i say it i realize is ABSOLUTELY a fanfic trope  #they were SNOWED IN TOGETHER. and there was only ONE BED  #OH MY GOD THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED 

[pfdiva]

#i like this song best when i can see the singers#and some of this energy comes across#when you can see the grins she’s giving him#the shared joke they have

[insufferablepirate]

I have been thinking about this post for a couple days now and I’m glad it showed up on my timeline again

[ferrousferrule]

The Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Lady Gaga version from about 8 years ago shows this pretty well- they swap the gender roles and he’s clearly flirting and yearning to stay.

[emeraldcas]

things continue to be funny

[girlblocker]

i made a better one

[youre-only-gay-once]

Jensen ackles who's bankrupting the CW by earning a house every episode: the pay here is really bad

[bloodmoonredlights]

[aturnoftheearth]

misha collins: so yeah i didn’t get the trailer i was contractually obligated and i’m just wondering why? like where is it lol

the cw, having never made a profit and being even more in debt after buying the season’s lube and jeans:

[sosaysdean]

hbo spn (real)

[aturnoftheearth]

the cw every time they heard about another prank jared padalecki pulled on set that cost them money they never had

[castiel]

I’ll hold him off… I’ll hold them all off.  ↳ Castiel defying the forces of heaven because Dean asked him to

[buckpussy]

(x)

[wayward-angels-club]

@smushedmuffins holy fucking fuck I am so unwell I never noticed that before

[lichrelly]

i have learnt enough abt spn on here.. its like i dont think i even have 2 watch the show ... i know abt the chuck plot. i know what the chitaqua fuck couch is

[lichrelly]

who was going to tell me this