[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[oldhollywoodniall]

[chikoriita]

@pscentral event 02: comedy ↳ GALAVANT + Breaking the Fourth Wall

[annabelle--cane]

weird phenomenon where a writer is generally good enough that they don't just phone it in on any major characters but they also have a lot of unexamined prejudices (particularly racism and misogyny) so they do end up write interesting, multifaceted female and of color characters but just. fumble them in strange and unusual ways. like they've done the legwork to write someone fun and layered but care a lot less about them than others and clearly don't expect any audience members to really be pulling for them. it's difficult to explain but it's such a distinct flavor of Problem.

[elodieunderglass]

Dr Glass problems (bought a large volume of very fine sashiko thread that must be wound onto something before use) require Dr Glass solutions (whittle a wooden clothes peg to fit a drill and drill the thread on)

[elodieunderglass]

Sexiest thing a man can do is tension thread

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Oh shit. Sally Field kinda went off here. “The garment you knit for yourself as a child.” Might have to read her memoir now.

[Chris Dennis]

[victusinveritas]

[winchestergifs]

STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 203.5/327

3.11 Mystery Spot Written by Jeremy Carver & Emily McLaughlin Directed by Kim Manners Original Air Date: February 14, 2008

[deadpoets]

VERONICA MARS & LOGAN ECHOLLS Veronica Mars | Season One

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[alright-fuckhead]

Chas Dingle | 02.10.2008

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[moonriase]

10 Things I Hate about You (1999) Director: Gil Junger Writers: Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[dubiousculturalartifact]

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted