Own worst enemy

Hi! I'm AK. Formerly voljinsspear. She/Her pronouns.

[stillsimpingforaymeric]

Hello naughty children. Since I am currently unable to get any of my posts to show up in any tags, I am moving blogs. I will be moving slowly and in chunks so as not to overwhelm anyone's dashboards and going to keep simpingforaymeric as an archive of sorts at least. If you notice me following you again on this account, please don't worry, this is not an impasta, it's just me again.

Would also greatly appreciate it if you could follow me here instead of on the old blog.

I'll queue this one up to make sure everyone has a chance to see it. Cheers!

[stillsimpingforaymeric]

Hello naughty children. Since I am currently unable to get any of my posts to show up in any tags, I am moving blogs. I will be moving slowly and in chunks so as not to overwhelm anyone's dashboards and going to keep simpingforaymeric as an archive of sorts at least. If you notice me following you again on this account, please don't worry, this is not an impasta, it's just me again.

Would also greatly appreciate it if you could follow me here instead of on the old blog.

I'll queue this one up to make sure everyone has a chance to see it. Cheers!

[stillsimpingforaymeric]

Hello naughty children. Since I am currently unable to get any of my posts to show up in any tags, I am moving blogs. I will be moving slowly and in chunks so as not to overwhelm anyone's dashboards and going to keep simpingforaymeric as an archive of sorts at least. If you notice me following you again on this account, please don't worry, this is not an impasta, it's just me again.

Would also greatly appreciate it if you could follow me here instead of on the old blog.

I'll queue this one up to make sure everyone has a chance to see it. Cheers!

[belovedinfidels]

as a fanfic writer, the best thing you can do for yourself is invest in the stories you want to read. don’t think about what will get popular, because it will make you miserable. write about what means the most to you. if you want to write pure smut, do it. if you want to make intricate worlds and complex characters, do it. write and write and write. contrary to popular belief, good art does not have to make you suffer. all my very best work is the stuff that i enjoyed writing

[cerastes]

I think the most hateful thing that you, as a creator, can do towards one of your own characters is confirm their favorite food, because it’ll cause irreparable brain damage to fanartists and it’s all they’ll ever reduce the character to.

[camalyng]

yubsie:

#you don’t even have to confirm it’s their favourite #you just have to mention it #and it’ll be the only thing they ever eat in fanfic for all eternity

#yes this is about meiloorun

[chipsprites]

You ever arrive somewhere in real life and just be like wow I'm way too under-leveled for this

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[romanimp]

#not to brag but im so fckn good at this

[bipadme]

[deutsche-bahn]

the Bahn experience is carefully planning out your four-stop journey, only for the very first train to be delayed so much that you're now left freestyling a route through half of germany that ends with you stranded in a small town you've only heard of in your aunt's Ostfriesenkrimis

[apfelgranate]

#die bahn wie sie leibt und lebt. heute leider von gleis 5

[deletingggggggggggggheart-deact]

Shoots you in the clit with a nerf dart

[starkeaton]

[derpyfangirl]

More Cullavellan Headcanons

Lavellan has a tendency to steal his cape/mantle, stating it's cozy and smells like him. He's given up trying to stop her.

Cullen is a living heater. He's never bothered by the cold. The Inquisitor loves cuddling him on cold nights.

When they found her after Haven, he wrapped her in his cape to keep her warm.

Lavellan can get very protective when she senses he's uncomfortable. She nearly killed those nobles at the Winter Palace, especially the one who touched his butt.

Cullen is a huge history nerd. Especially Ferelden and Templar History.

When Lavellan finds Templar artifacts or unique Templar weapons on her adventures, she brings them to him, partially to learn about them and partially to watch him geek out (she thinks it's adorable)

They sometimes dance together in private. He's getting better at it.

[keldabekush]

Many people simply do not appreciate chest hair and i am smiting all of them with my beams for being fucking schoopid

[laloon]

First render test for Tali. Tells a lot how much I love the design because I haven’t gotten tired of looking at her yet.

[phanherb]

Yknow when characters tremble when their love interest touches them in an affectionate way because they’ve hidden their love for so long it’s become physically painful? Makes me go apeshit every single damn time I want that shit everywhere

[lesbianashleywilliams]

MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION REPLAY || 10/?

The “arms” of the Citadel, known as the Wards, constitute the residential and commercial sectors of the station. Densely populated, housing millions of residents from many galactic species, the Wards are akin to Earth cities such as Hong Kong and Singapore. Numerous skyscrapers rise from the superstructure, sealed against vacuum, as breathable atmosphere is only maintained to a height of approximately 7 meters. Unlike the Presidium, there is no artificial day-night cycle; as a consequence of this, commercial activity rarely ceases, and residents work and rest according to personal need. Barla Von appropriately dubs the area the cultural heart of the Citadel, and therefore of Citadel space. The Wards are policed by the Citadel Security Services (C-Sec), whose offices and custody suites are located in the Lower Wards. Flux and Chora’s Den are popular clubs also located in the Wards.

[allenvooreef]

Day 524 - Guess who

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Das ist schön bei den Deutschen: Keiner ist so verrückt, dass er nicht einen noch Verrückteren fände, der ihn versteht.

That's nice with the Germans: no one is so crazy that they can't find someone even more crazy who understands them.

Heinrich Heine (1797 – 1856), German poet, writer, and journalist