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Just realized that when my IG got deleted my videos got deleted as well. I spent hours on archive.org creating this so I don’t wanna let it die!

littleeacorn29

can anyone tell me about their favorite diapers, the ones I purchased most recently have been really dissapointing.....

lilbabybuttz

Yeah me too! I'm in the market for something new so if anyone has any recs please ?

fluffbuttbunny

hi, long time wearer here with some recs that my friends and i all seem to agree on!

Plastic Back

There honestly doesn't feel like a lot of variety in quality plastic backed dips rn? And a lot of the newcomers in the market (e.g. that one dip with the bunny catching butterflies on it, forget the name) look to have AI designs on them 🥲 but this is what we agree on:

Northshore Megamaxes have great bang for your buck, the best tapes, and really good capacity.

LNGU Little Melodies are weird bc they're plastic back with hook and loop strips, but that's a good thing for wiggle worms who need their tapes adjusted! They also have the thin line wetness indicator which is 🥹

Forsites are available where you can get any medical diapers and i think they're a fun midrange option for capacity! If i had my way, I'd always have some in my stash just for lighter wearin/DL nights.

Bambinos are still here, somehow, and still producing good dips, somehow! I think nostalgia is a contributing factor here, but they haven't gone the road of being as thick and high capacity as possible, which I respect. Good sizing and great crinkle.

For cloth backed, you have more options!

LNGU Honey Tales/Big Ears are hard to get but they might be the cutest things I've ever seen; haven't tried them myself, but I hear great quality things across the board.

Lil Comforts Teddy Bums/Lacy Loves are the closest thing to a luxury diaper on the market imo. They wick moisture better than any other cloth back dip, have great fit and capacity, and are SOOOO cute. The worst thing about either that i can say is that the fade when wet hearts on the Lacy Loves don't work too well, but i assume that'll be fixed in later print runs.

Kiddo Premium Overnights are the star of that brand imo. I have such a soft spot for them bc of the theming and coloring, but the fit and tapes are excellent. I think this also extends to the Fluffy Flies but I'm a biased bunny here 🐇

I truly do not like lil kings, especially for the money, their tapes feel BAD and their cloth feels thin and low quality, but i might be skewered for that on this site

And that's kinda it? I'm not a fan of Rearz, LFB, and Tykeables designs (and business practices), ABU is There as a longtime brand but they have very polarizing designs (some of us are not furries) and i feel their quality has gone down while their prices have gone up, Land of Genie refuses to make XL sized dips so I haven't tried them, and the rest have Bad Vibes.

Hope this big essay helps! 😅

lilbabybuttz

That's very helpful thank you!!!

pinkducttape

Omg this is amaaaaaazing 😍

paddedlittleparadise

Don't forget the Incontrol BeDry Night diapers!

They're seriously the thickest, most thirsty and bulky and reliable ones I've tried so far. They may "only" come in white, but the plastic backing, hook-and-loop tapes, and massive absorbency makes these my go-to (even over Megamax). Plus the price is pretty competitive!

daddysbaby4eva

Yall it’s so cute what the heck????

paddedpigeons

nerdy autistic kiddo sleepily rambling to you about how today's date, 2/25/2025 has a number of interesting properties, like

2252025= (1500)^2 +(45)^2, or

2252025 = (1545)^2 - 5(30)^3, which has three different multiples of 15 when written out, or --

before shoving a paci into their mouth and telling them it's bedtime

cutesyadorablycuddly

Sum of two squares AND the difference of a square and a cube AND all those multiples of 15 has me looking up number theory stuff I haven't seen since college.

OK, dumb baby time now.

maddie-dog

Definitely nothing cuter than a little one babbling about incredibly complicated big kid stuff while getting their bottom wiped on the changing table.

paddedlittleparadise

This hypnosis file seems very… interesting. Has anyone tried these kind of audio hypnosis files, and have they worked for you? Any effects whatsoever?

It's clearly using text-to-speech, which isn't the most natural-sounding thing ever. But it still sounds kinda hot…

paddedlittleparadise

Okay, which of you big babies needs a fresh dose of programming? 😵‍💫

aaashweeee-deactivated20160729

No more stars :(

sissydiaper22

sunnywittledays

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How's the uniform look? I think I proved I'm willing to do anything to get on the team.

To be honest I thought I was already in because I got the uniform and it fit perfectly.. or so I thought it did before I noticed the diapers, powder and wipes waiting for me on the bench...

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iamdiscord

Just a little tutorial on diaper shibari for those who love abdl and bdsm.

elizabeth-chambers-author

This is awesome! I can’t wait to try this

daddyiwantthis-deactivated20241

Cuties ✨

justmarty-deactivated20160621

helplesslyregressed

That’s right, sweetie, a nice big diaper to hold all your accidents. The powder feels nice, doesn’t it? Isn’t this more fun when you’re not trying to pretend you don’t need them?

wild-wild-unicorn

💖😍💖

simple-man-complicated-tastes

whatever happened to feather?

imtellingmommy

Hi baby, you having fun playing with your toys?

What's this? Oh! A phone call for mommy, really? I wonder who it could be?

Hello? hello, this is mommy.

Yes, this is the mommy of the cutest baby boy in the whole world. How can I help you?

Oh Hi Dr. Littles from the regression clinic! (wink)

Yes, thank you for calling to check in. Oh, he's been doing very well. Yep, he's been busy playing the whole morning.

So you're saying it's normal for him to space-out and get all wiggly from time to time? Oh good, I'm glad that's a normal expected behavior. Yes yes, it's very babyish, just what I wanted.

What's that? He'll keep getting more and more babyish? And It'll happen more often, and for longer periods? Well that sounds good to mommy! (swoon)

So Doctor, what about his vocabulary now, it seems to be getting simpler, and he's starting to develop the cutest little lisp?

Keep his paci in you say?

See, I told you baby.

Doctor, I'm also wondering if he'll develop something closer to authentic baby babble at some point? Oh he will? That's wonderful!

His diapers? Yeah no problems there. I don't see signs that there's any control left, in fact he's looking pretty soggy right now. He's ready for a change even.

I should what now?

Cummies?

Before every diaper change?

Oh, right right, it's important for the reprogramming and association exercises. I need to reinforce positive stimulus with his diapers, and our mommy/baby bonding time...it's the diaper cummies that help to keep it all permanent. Right, yeah I'm remembering this from the pamphlet you gave us.

No of course I understand. We certainly don't want his big boy brain taking full control again.

Yes he's right here.

Is he listening? Umm... I don't really know Doctor. I don't think he really understands what we're saying.

Well, I just said some pretty big words, and he's looking a little worried and confused.

Oh baby, look at you, you're drooling again, can't you feel your chin's all wet? Here take this, suck, there we go.

Speaking of wet, this diaper looks about ready for a change.

Yes yes Doctor, I remember during his change.

What's that?? Have him release inside the diaper? Yeah I guess that makes sense, it makes for easier clean up too.

Well thanks for calling Doctor. Talk to you again at our next checkup.

Mhmm, bye bye now.

And bye bye to the rest of your big boy brain little man. Now, let's get you on the changing table, mommy has a special treat for you!

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https://schlafi20.tumblr.com/post/681991045730435073/an-important-conversation-on-line-one

https://schlafi20.tumblr.com/post/682069479798210560

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A Change for The Better (NSFW 18+)

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The itsy bitsy clitty came up and did a spout.

Down came the spank and washed the naughty out.

Then out came the cage to play a little game.

And the itsy bitsy clitty couldn’t spout at all again…

“Did you like your song, sissy? Mommy came up with it all by herself.”

Her mortified husband’s only response was to whimper and cover his face.

“Aw, such a shy little boy.” She smiled to herself and began to undo his tapes. “Let’s get you out of this big yucky diaper and into a nice clean one.”

“P-please,” he squeaked out. “Please let me have my boxers back. I’ll do whatever you say, just p-”

She gave the inside of his thigh a light slap, warning him that a sound spanking would follow if he kept going.

“That was weird. Did you hear that baby? It sounded like a big boy trying to say something, but all Mommy heard was ‘please never ever let me out of diapies, I love them so so much.’“ She ran a finger over over his nipple and began to rub in light circles. “Did you hear that too?”

“Y-yes, Mommy…”

“Oh, goodie! For a second I thought some silly boy who got caught humping his pillows in a bright pink tutu and a soaking wet didee was trying to convince me he wasn’t just a little sissy.” She laughed incredulously. “I mean, can you imagine?”

He whined at her touch, feeling his tiny penis stir in it’s hot pink prison. “No, Mommy…”

She pulled back the tapes, exposing the pathetic state of his pee soaked privates and heavily used diaper. “A boy like that clearly doesn’t need boxers. No, those kind of boys need a trip over Mommy’s lap and nothing but big, thick diapies 24/7 to catch all their accidents. It would just be so, so embarrassing for that poor, poor, little boy to be caught without a nice thick diaper on. Why, his clothes and bed would probably smell like pee pee all the time.”

Her infantilized husband groaned at the reminder of his bed wetting, a problem that, until a month ago, had been a mystery to her.

She rolled up the swollen padding and placed it next to his head. The sweet smell of baby powder and lotion mixed with stale pee was a poignant reminder of his place. “Aww, don’t worry baby. I know how uncomfortable it must be without a big, fluffy diaper between your legs. Mommy will have you all swaddled up in just a tick.”

He tried one last time to appeal. “Please, honey. Let’s just go back to how we were. I promise I don’t nee-” he stopped mid sentence, shocked into silence as a stream of pee suddenly erupted through the slot in his cage and shot into the air.

“Oh! Bad sissy! Mommy was just about to finish up!”

He sat there, speechless. He couldn’t believe it. He hadn’t felt a thing. It had only been a month since… His bottom lip began to tremble, then his eyes, until he was full on bawling.

He felt her powder his crotch and pull the diaper up in to place while he wept. A moment later her hand was softly stroking his hair while she crooned soothing words.

“Shh, it’s ok baby. I know you can’t help it. Mommy is sorry she got short with you. Here.”

She leaned forward and bared one, perfect breast, to which she pulled her husband’s tear streaked face.

He latched on immediately, instinctively seeking comfort in the warm, milky scent of her skin. His sobs soon turned into sniffles, then stopped completely as he immersed himself in the calm, repetitive comfort of nursing. His eyes grew heavy, and were soon closed in contentment.

His wife smiled down lovingly and, moving cautiously so as to not disturb him, quietly slipped her hand down the front of her skirt. Yes, she thought wickedly. Things were much better this way.