Simpsons Quotes

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Weaselling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

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You can't catch a football? Let's see if you can catch a rock.

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Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock.

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Happy Valentines Day! <3

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If you think I'm cuddly,

And you want my company,

Come on, wifey, let me know...

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Happy Valentine's Day!, You choo-choo-choose me?

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I brought this wall from home

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Hey,  there's a sucker

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Please take the fries off my head, kid, the basket is extremely hot.

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And for the man who has everything... a tie rack motor!

I'll take that

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♫ Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada ♫

Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?

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Halfback passes to center, back to wing, back to center, center holds it! Holds it! Holds It!

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Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started

Homer: I call the basement

Bart and Lisa: Fine

Homer: 'Doh!'

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'This is Ned Flanders my friend'

'What did he say?'

'I don't know, something about being gay'

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'Oh my god, that's his lucky red hat'

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Homer: "Not everything... there's still a little matter of the whereabouts of your wife"

Mod: "I'm right here"

Homer: "Oh I see..then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package" 

"Really I mean that, sorry if it sounded sarcastic"

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Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off your cloud and save my Todd!