Aries AnReithe

they/them I'm 22yo, but please only creep respectfully.

[wizardgender]

i need a STRONG ORC WOMAN to hold me VERY TENDERLY

[foodffs]

A matcha mint julep is easy to make with just 5 ingredients - matcha, mint, brown sugar & water (brown sugar simple syrup!), and bourbon.

Recipe: https://www.proportionalplate.com/matcha-mint-julep

#cocktail #matcha #greentea #happyhour #cheers #bourbon #mint #mintjulep

[blognotfound]

pls let this blow up like the other one

[nightbringer117]

This show’s writers were so god-tier they managed to condense a James Bond movie down to five minutes and fit one into every episode, and the running gags never got old.

[mothmason]

how heartbreaking that doofenshmirtz’ faceblindness prevents him from recognizing his husband 😭😭😭

[blognotfound]

Thank you @mothmason for this addition

fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

THE ELF SUPERIORITY COMPLEX REMAINS A VITAL MORAL OF THE SPECIES DESPITE UNIVERSE I SEE

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

That is so fucking funny 

[chaotic-queer-disaster]

actually genuinely if you are going to talk about serious topics you need to say the words for the thing you're talking about

[chaotic-queer-disaster]

i've seen people talking about abuse and rape spend the whole post saying "@.bus3" and "rpe". People will spell suicide like su1c1de, or just say "unalive" and "aliven't". pedophile is now p*d*ph*le. I get that you have to do that on tiktok, but that's because tiktok takes things down.

If you're going to discuss serious topics on tumblr, please, just spell out what you're saying. Even aside from being terrible for screen readers, it's harder, slower, and incredibly distracting to read a mile-long post about mental health & depression that's desperately trying to avoid the word "suicide". Meanwhile, people who have "suicide" as a filtered word on tumblr will see the post, because when you talk about suicide but say su1c1de or sewerslide or unalived, anyone who has filtered "suicide" because it's a triggering topic to them will now see the post. It is IMPORTANT to use the actual word in your TW tags and in your post. Seriously.

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[touhouweed]

Squidward only ever makes artwork based off his visage, it's all very surface level and lacks any emotional depth

[touhouweed]

Squidward should start making artwork based on how Squidward feels and not how Squidward looks yknow? I feel like he's experimented plenty with self portraits, but none of them really say much about Squidward as a person yknow

[touhouweed]

got drunk last night and got really emotional over Squidward's potential and how much he holds himself back

[piratecrew]

[pointnclick]

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

[bidgeovertroubledwater]

[bidgeovertroubledwater]

[godlessondheimite]

there’s a difference between “being canceled” and “facing consequences” but there’s also a fine line between “facing consequences” and “deincentivizing growth and change” and i think that needs to be grappled with more. i’m not saying all mistakes need to be forgiven by everyone, but people who make mistakes are people, and if it becomes clear that not only will they will never be forgiven for their past, but that they will also be continually punished, then it’s a normal human response to grow frustrated and stop trying, and the holier-than-thou response of “well if they were really sorry, they would willingly accept all the punishments we throw their way” is stupid. what does pulling receipts up from 20 years ago do? who do these “gotcha” moments help?

[woman-respecter]

it also isolates people and makes them more likely to join extremist and reactionary groups. connection and acceptance is a fundamental human need. so if someone feels cast out of their social circles because of something that they are told is irredeemable, they are likely to look for a group that will accept or even encourage that behavior. by holding people to impossible standards, you may be unintentionally radicalizing them

[ghoulgeists]

some ladies who should Kiss, yet again for punkforkos on insta!

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[maddhog]

Manscaped just pinned me down sheared my nuts and released me back into my enclosure like a barnyard sheep

[aries-anreithe]

[oobbbear]

Oke so the ✨Adopt give away✨

How to enter: Reblog with the character number you want (only the number not the name it will be hard to keep track that way) you can only choose one character, and no double rebloging is allowed!!

The give away closes at 2022 July 1st, 9:00pm est, I will use a random number generator to determine the winners and dm them the full images without watermark.

Rules: The design itself will be credit to me, you can not resell them for money, or use them in any commercial use, besides that have fun :D!

[aries-anreithe]

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[pagesinmylife]

Does anyone else have an author who they just consider to be so good that you don’t even pay attention to the synopsis of their books you just read them??

[techtvhottie]