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@sinfulsecretsjojo
JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE 'S BLOG
Welcome to the JoJo's bizarre adventure blog, where we discuss about OCs, answering questions and have fun :D
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I guess its time to get my phat ass back into action. Its been a while tumblr.com, fresh off with goodies.
I’ll be the Roundabout
a revised piece from 2018
struck on a warm palette. sit until that’m kicking dicks. soon I will start drawing debts and my two illustrations in the biggest russian jojo zine.
favorite people
01-06
just taking a nighttime stroll
Cursed but with love
I just figured out
That Andre 3000 is my hc voice for Mista don’t @me
Cioccolata but also streaming?
Cioccolata I arted during a stream this morning. I stream for a couple of hours mostly. Come and chat! I may or may not draw stinky mold man again I haven’t decided yet! https://www.twitch.tv/rockingsoprano
Didn’t you use to write jotaro scat fics? Can’t you just go back to that??
Pay me and I will do anything your little heart desires. Until then I will do what other people pay me to do. Money talks homie and my ears are wide open 🙂
You get that bag! Fuck em trying to get things for free
pick your poison~ ♡
its hell week so that means write about your comfort characters. inspired by this art anyway fugo stans, we eat today. this is dedicated to Chaotic @sinfulsecretsjojo who fuels and enables all my horny fugo thoughts
Red!Fugo
the angriest of all the fugos
hatefucks you
loves spanking the asses of bad little girls
king of degredation
jackhammery thrusts and will literally fold you in half and blow out your back no problem.
f e r a l
will mark you up and bite you during sex
Yellow!Fugo
the awkwardest of all the fugos, the subbiest too
he feels shy about his desires for you: how he wants to break you but also just wants to get doted on by you
feels really bad about nutting inside of you prematurely
please be soft and sweet with him
adores tenderfucking
if you let him cuddle with you after sex he’ll be so fucking happy
“yes sir, I’ll have _____ home by 9.”
Green!Fugo:
the most jealous of all the fugos
also the nerdiest
he tells you about the etymology of the condom after you fuck
you’ll have to pry him away from his studies
or you’re just going to have to mess with him while he is studying
gets really shy when you dare to engage in PDA - or god forbid hand holding
he just really can’t believe he can be with you
tries really hard to dom
will spout out porn lines because he thinks you’ll think it’s sexy
he’s trying very hard
PHF!Fugo:
twunk
you don’t have to worry, he knows what he’s doing
eats mad pussy
focuses on getting you off first
attentive lover with super good memory
what you like when he does (certain thing) during sex?? why, of course he will remember
just likes to have you sit in his lap while he works sometimes
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The four men id be bukaked the FUK outta. Babe you hit me in my horny center.
So I decided to add more peeps into the God Au i have a growing. Three new characters, Abba as Morpheus and Hermes as Erato. Erato!Hermes and Morpheus!Abba have competitions about how many mortals they can traumatize in there sleep. Hermes is also on-again off-again fwb with Eros!Melone. The last new design I think i haven’t posted here is Terpsikhore!Trish. Wanting to be a pop star she kinda fit for the role. With her and Erato!Hermes I have also started the Muses (Who are my personal favourite gods) (sorry about how rough Trish, cioccolata and melone are at the end, hads a bit sore)
heya Ro, so about that Doc. low key I think he wants to be pegged into oblivion by his s/o, or he wants to be pinned between his gorilla grip pussy and Secco. Also, Morning I am on the horny train and you are invited!
SQUEAKES ANGWILY
CHAOTICCCCCCCC WHY DO YOU HIT ME WITH THIS HORNY IDEA NOW I WANNA WRITE IT
Ro bro. You gotta do it ro!
Fingers crossed i'm outta this art block 🤞
Sex stuff you probably won’t learn from fanfiction and/or porn:
Erotic fic and porn can be a lot of fun! But if you aren’t being provided with adequate sex ed through other channels (comprehensive sexual education, frank and open discussions with trusted adults, etc.), turning to fanfic and porn for your understanding of sex is gonna leave some major blindspots and may leave you with some unrealistic expectations. While there’s nothing wrong with these kinds of erotica, they are fictional and tend to leave out a lot of the more realistic, human parts of sex - they serve a great purpose, but that purpose isn’t primarily educational. The following is an incomplete list of some things you should probably know about sex that a lot of fic and porn tends to leave out:
It isn’t always super hot or super sweet. Sometimes it’s super silly. Or sometimes it’s sort of mundane and you’re both simply scratching an itch. That’s fine too. (Hell, sometimes you’re talking about comic books while boning and your partner is laughing that you’re getting REALLY ANGRY about spider-man while they’re going to town on you.)
You will probably not climax at the same moment. It’s a sweet idea, but extremely hard to coordinate, and if all your concentration is going into coming at the exact same moment, you’re probably not enjoying yourselves as much as you might.
Sometimes bodies make weird, goofy noises. Squelching, slapping, air-escaping, un-sexy noises. It’s okay to laugh at this.
Hell, it’s okay to laugh during sex in general.
Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you fart while someone is going down on you and it is embarrassing as hell. This isn’t the end of the world. Embarrassing body things happen. Heck, sometimes, with anal, there’s a little poo. You get over it.
Sometimes sex is… kinda bad? This doesn’t mean it’s assault, or something traumatic – sometimes it’s consensual but just kinda bleh and not what you hoped for. The best thing to do (if you’re talking about sex with a partner and not just a hook up who you can not call back) is talk to them about it. Figure out what went wrong, what you enjoy and what you don’t, and communicate what techniques you do and don’t like. Also don’t be afraid to stop someone in the middle of the sex act you’re not enjoying and offer guidance on how to help make it good for you too. (Side tip: masturbation makes great research into what you personally do and don’t enjoy sexually)
You won’t enjoy every sex act. Not every body is wired to find every thing pleasurable. You might find anal does nothing for you. You may find g-spot stimulation just makes you really anxious that you’re about to pee. You may not enjoy giving or receiving oral. You’re not broken if you don’t like something that every pornstar or smutty fanfic protagonist seems to have earth-shattering orgasms from. Everyone’s got nerve endings in a range of places – it’s quite literally, different strokes for different folks.
On that note, not all orgasms are earth-shattering. Sometimes it just feels warm and nice. That’s fine too.
Sometimes, if you’re neutral on a sex act and your partner loves it, you can suck it up for them, and they’ll suck up something they’re not crazy about for your pleasure in return. But communicate preferences with each other! Know that when a partner does that thing you love that they don’t get much from, that it’s an act of care, and vice versa.
Falling asleep in each other’s arms right after wild passionate sex seems really romantic, but dried and crusty fluids are gonna be a bitch in the morning. Also, after sex, you should both (regardless of your equipment) go pee to clear out the urethra of any gunk or bacteria to reduce risk of a UTI.
Putting a towel down on the bed before sex means you don’t have to sleep on wet funky sheets. (it’s also verrrrrry useful for period sex if you or your partner menstruate.)
A lot of people don’t like dirty talk, or rough sex. Always ask first. (Fanfic on the whole does a better job than porn at showing communication, but a lot of it is still highly fictive on this point)
PROTECTION PROTECTION PROTECTION. Use condoms, dental dams, etc. not just to prevent pregnancy, but to reduce risk of STIs. (Yes, even couples with the same genitals who don’t need to worry about pregnancy).
Lube is great and very important, but random goopy things around you are not good lube. Random oils especially, since oil doesn’t flush out well and can trap bacteria inside the body – oil-based lubricant also degrades condoms. Use lube specifically designed for intimate purposes. Water-based and silicone-based lubes help sex feel really good!
Bigger isn’t necessarily better. A lot of people with vaginas don’t enjoy the feeling of being repeatedly punched in the cervix by a monster cock. Some people enjoy a larger size when being penetrated by an appendage or toy and some don’t.
Bodies are hairy. Genitals are hairy. You may get a pube stuck in your teeth at some point. If your partner is WAY fuzzier than porn ever led you to believe they’d be, well, that’s normal.
Not everyone loves the taste of ejaculate. Sometimes it’s nasty (flavor tends to vary from person to person depending on their diet, but sometimes you just really don’t like it no matter what. Some of us hate the taste of peanut butter. People don’t always like things). It’s okay not to swallow, or to request a penis-having partner warn you so they don’t ejaculate in your mouth (in fact, it’s polite for them to do the latter).
If you’re gonna have shower sex, get one of those rubbery mats for the shower floor that gives you traction, because otherwise it’s super embarrassing to call for an ambulance while dripping wet and naked because you slipped and accidentally broke something and your partner got a concussion while you were trying to bang in the shower.
Moaning and screaming wildly during sex is fun but it will make the neighbors in the apartments adjacent to you hate you. Make choices accordingly.
This is all excellent advice. I could throw in a couple more:
Keep reading
Good advice. Also:
Muscle cramps happen. If you’re in a weird position, your body may decide to object. Pillows for support can be wonderful things.
Anyone who finds towels aren’t enough, they make waterproof pillowcases you can get for like $10. Fold a bath sheet in half, slide the pillowcase in between the layers.
Related, there is no such thing as too much lube. (I wish fanfic writers would depict using lube more often, and I am looking at myself in the mirror on this one.)
An absolute must read, ladies and gents!
Useful NSFW talk 👀👀
NEEDED for everyone to read eh and maybe even useful things to add to our fics as well, giving a shot to realism
Glad you're doing alright, or at least, doing better! I've missed you and your love for Pesci!
Thank you! Doing better is something I need to really work on! Personal stuff but I really want to get more active in the community! And we can always have more Pesci love! I do love my parsnip hubby!
Sorry about the absence y'all!
With everything happening this year I’ve not been in the best place to chill on tumblr. But I think my mind space should be okay for now! This ain’t jojo related but ill be back with a vengeance soon enough!
Wholesome date with Pesci with fem s/o
let’s have some wholesome pesci headcanons!
Pesci is incredibly nervous about planning a date, and unfortunately that means the rest of La Squadra chime in with their ‘helpful’ ideas. Prosciutto’s ideas of a very fancy dinner and the opera and borrowing an expensive car might work on Prosciutto’s dates and with Prosciutto’s smug, arrogant smile - but for Pesci, it’s not going to be the one. Formaggio’s ‘pizza and chilling and then . . . y’know?’ might work for him, but again - it’s not really Pesci’s forte.
In the end, they go for something classic. Pesci packs a picnic - he’s not a particularly good cook, but when it comes to preparing food, he’s very detail-oriented and knows what will be good together. So much time spent with Prosciutto means his taste runs a little more to the refined without being out and out snobbish. He takes his date to his favourite spot; a clearing by a lake, flowering and beautiful and warm. He has his fishing rod with him (and one for his date, if they want) - but they get to talking too much on the picnic itself, and Pesci doesn’t have to fall back on his failsafe.
On his own, though, Pesci does not feel so afraid of being reprimanded. He’s still not a sparkling conversationalist - his brain does not work that fast - but what he does say is earnest and true, and people can feel his sincerity seeping through every word. When he gives his date a compliment, they know it’s because he believes in and not simply because he’s trying to charm them.
And he’s charming when he accepts their compliments, too; when the food or how he looks today is paid attention to. He’s possibly too modest - but if his date mentions it enough, they imbue him with more confidence to smile and say that he’s glad they’re enjoying themselves. He’s not always comfortable with PDA, but in a secluded clearing with the Italian sunshine dappling the grass and a light breeze making the flowers sway in the wind, his date can rest their head upon his thigh and enjoy his closeness.
He’s interested in what his date has to say. He remembers it, too, without the stresses of his job and a helpful mentor around him. If his s/o knows the plants and flower names, so much the better - he knows about fish and the wildlife of ponds and lakes. They can speak about them together. If his date reads poetry - he might not be a poet himself, but he appreciates pretty words.
But most of all, he appreciates the respite. The rolling countryside and the brief break from his hectic life. Where Pesci is nervous and awkward amongst the life of an assassin, he is calm and collected and peaceful among nature - and sometimes, when his date catches a look at how the light shines in his eyes and he focuses absolutely on what he’s saying as he describes a particular insect that hovers above the lake and attracts rare fish, his date sees the precision that he’s capable of and knows when he is able to access that at will he will be a force to be reckoned with.
*sob* please take me out on a date Pesci it sounds so calming and comfy
CALLOUT POST FOR @gxchisxsama !!!!!!
She sends me pictures of dicks and then exploits my hyperfixation with league of legends lore to use my husbandos backstories against me.
No dignity. She’s a Rat fucker.
dick senders united
