Iām dog sitting and met a roomba for the first time. I hate it and itās ruining my life
Be strong
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MagNeato, my Roomba knockoff (Neato brand ā almost as good at half the price!) is cleaning my apartment literally as I speak. Itās always a crapshoot, when I get home, as to whether heāll be cheerily back in his charger or beeping in panic from somewhere he got stuck. Places he has gotten stuck include āwhilst mounting the wii fit boardā, āon a piece of velcro stuck to nothingā, āon the tiles surrounding my fireplaceā, and āin the very center of underneath my bed for no visible reasonā. Coming home on Mondays is like having a particularly dumb cat.
True facts, the first time I introduced R to Dalek Suck, my old Roomba, he asked to borrow it, took it home, and ran experiments on it (mainly he fed it tortilla chips to see how big a chip it could suck up whole).
The āwhilst mounting the wii fit boardā is when I completely lost my shit at work.
The babies will be beautiful.
This is why I love living in the future. Dumb cleaning drones are the best.
I especially love the story Geoff Ramsay told of how his dog shat in the living room while he was asleep and his roomba proceeded to spread the poop all over the house.
once when mine was on, my ferret proceeded to get on it and ride it around the house
