[bachelordaniildankovsky]

Bachelor Route Concept Art: Daniil’s observational tools.

[wifeswarmacademy]

> a tzimisce begins talking about transcendance

> i ask her if she is planning on moving beyond life and death or just putting meat in weird shapes

> she doesnt understand

> pull out illustrated diagram demonstrating what is beyond mortality and what is a weird shape

> she laughs and declares "you cannot begin to grasp the secrets of azhi dahaka"

> look at her experiments

> its meat in weird shapes

[targetedknowledge]

[falseknees]

Prints available in my store!

[jacobtheloofah]

shirt idea

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[dinuguan]

[mangonetics]

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

[shrimp-dicked-fuck-nugget]

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

[mangonetics]

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[targetedknowledge]

[parkayquarts]

I'm immortalizing the original video on my blog forever cause I forgot that it's not nearly as well known as the taylor swift one. please watch this

[roseillith]

heidi, girl of the alps illustrations

[b0nkcreat]

having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

[b0nkcreat]

this doesnt end even when you actually become friends btw. "oh no what if they think im weird and cringe for wanting to hang out with them and they beat me with rocks and make fun of me" DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NEEDS AND ARE A PERSON

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[soup-mother]

Remember to always leave ur computer unlocked with ur email open just in case someone needs to solve a puzzle and/learn some lore

[scoes]

Guys i just saw the funniest web graphic of a frog on a unicycle. I think this will be big. They're calling him that boy.

[zvaigzdelasas]

Its funny how "primal diet eating as our ancestors did" so often means "a shit ton of meat all the time" when meat has for so much of human history (on average) been like, a nice add on when the group gets lucky and its available or your farm animals become mature, like maybe once a week instead of an every day staple

[ames-draws]

I'm fed up with "maybe later".