this is a gift

Hey, I'm Danny. 28|he/him|California

[lioncourtz]

Lover Boy Louis

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.06 | "Montreal"

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[probablybadrpgideas]

Pub run by a former sex worker called "The Olde Slap and Tickle"

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@morkaischosen I cant let this stay in the tags

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[adrenaline-revolver]

“Armand is not a cartoon villain.” Then explain how every time he tries to fuck with Lestat it explodes on him like a loony toon trying to put a bullet in bugs bunny.

Throw him out a window? He fucks off to the US and meets the love of his life.

Kill his daughter and steal his man? It becomes the famous fail marriage where Lestat is apparently mocking you constantly.

Try to apologize? Get horny rage baited and then humiliated in public.

Stoop to incest revenge porn? It pushes Lestat and Louis closer together.

Cut his fucking head off? Lestat has a weird death dream where he tells his abusers to get bent, addresses his gender identity, and has super special visions of the future.

To 99.9% of people Armand is a terrifying mastermind but if god ever decided to punish Armand it was via Lestat because to that horrible blonde creature he is Daffy goddamn Duck

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[my-dailydreams]

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[farmlesbians]

[mangonetics]

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

[saltoncity]

anyone else noticed that music is really good

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[vee-dmsr]

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell