Red Hood & the Faux Pas

Well, Fuck, I guess. Currently falling back into my lifetime special interest of Tolkien's works. Also plenty of Jayroy & Lian family dynamics and comics!Serovolk rattling around up there. Send asks for funny quotes from antique etiquette manuals. Icon by darkelf-blr

[singtheskyandfightlikehell]

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I run this blog almost entirely on a queue now, so if I reblog something from you months after you posted it, that’s why

I was on this site a good 7 years before the whole “your tags show up in the activity of OP and the person you reblogged it from” update so while I’m trying to ramble less in the tags, I’m not likely to stop doing it occasionally anytime soon

Updated: September 2021

[aeide-thea]

god the tumblr experience for me is so often like ‘ugh i sort of agree with this post… but also i can see how the thing being objected to is reasonable in its own way… and frankly the objection is couched in really dickish terms… and also i hate at least one of the users involved… guess i’ll just stay out of this fight but walk away indefinably more irritated than before…’

[what-even-is-thiss]

People are still out here vagueposting about asexual people.

A lot of times when I see a post about someone complaining about like how sex isn't seen as normal actually I search for "asexual" on their blog and yeah. Memes making fun of asexual people. Who would've guessed?

[what-even-is-thiss]

We can have multiple conversations at the same time, you know. The leather bar and the queer coffee shop can coexist.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It is true that deviating from sexual norms is punished by society. And a lack of interest in sex and a lack of sexual attraction does actually deviate from sexual norms. Because it is expected by default that sex is being had. We are being punished by two extremes of the same problem here. We are not your enemy. Also, there are asexual people who have gay and/or kinky sex! There are no clear-cut lines in the sand here!

[bumblebeebats]

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

[bumblebeebats]

What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread

[damnmydooah]

I’m not even gluten intolerant and I’d go for the bread

[lizardlicks]

I’m not even ace, but that’s still absolutely fuckin reasonable to me

[hd-cookie]

Uuuhhhhh Hi. I’m sure somewhere on all of this, and I’m figuring it out still.

But happy International Asexuality Day!

[fuks]

crying rn 🥹

[ismeneee]

Thranduil! He is definitely one of my favorite elves

[gunsandfireandshit]

[foodffs]

Honey Mustard Pecan-Crusted Chicken

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Is this how you roll?

[flappyhappystim]

You are not an imposter for using accommodations or aids you could “do without”. You are not an imposter for doing what you need to make things easier on yourself. Just because you technically could walk without a cane doesn’t mean you should have to endure the additional pain. Just because you are capable of grocery shopping during busy times doesn’t mean you should have to endure the anxiety.

If an accommodation, aid or something else helps improve your quality of life and/or even just makes things easier for you, you deserve to be able to use it without having to justify it to yourself.

[shatterstar]

[howlnatural]

the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like six extra things before you can even get to the scene you need to write, and by ‘most fun’ I mean fuck everything someone take this fucking story away from me I’m on strike

[frightfullytreeish]

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

ah, fictional character i like! it seems you have stumbled upon my autism-inator! stand still.

[stantler]

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

[stantler]

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

[crownofstardustandbone]

Just because you’re part of an oppressed party does not mean you cannot hold bias against other groups or members of your own group. Bias is learned and ingrained through society and family and it takes real work to unlearn it. No one is perfect, no one is without bias and you are in fact going to fuck up now and again—what matters is if you learn from it and grow.

[otatma]

this is what people are talking about when they say "do the work"

[yharnamsnewslug]

Some of yall be like "you don't know what it's like to have societal pressures to be pretty 🥺 everyone is so mean to you and you live only for the consumption of others" and then turn around and blast some poor fucking guy who's just existing bc his beard his patchy and he has acne and is overweight.

We get it. Your body positivity is conditional and only feminine. Butch women, amab enbies who lean towards masculinity and us ugly men (cis and trans) have always known.

[yharnamsnewslug]

Also holy fuck this affected disabled people so fucking much, and SO MANY intersex people.

This post is for ugly, fat (FAT!!!!! FAT FAT FAT, NOT MAGAZINE PLUSSSS FAT), disabled, intersex, trans people and people of color who are tired of the body positivity movement being a fucking farce. Fuck the rest of you.

I cant reiterate just how much this is especially for disabled and intersex people.

[foodffs]

Homemade Larabars (4 Flavors)

These Homemade Larabars are an easy, healthy energy bar recipe made with real ingredients. Choose your adventure: Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Carrot Cake, or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough!

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Is this how you roll?