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21 | They/Them | Mentally Unwell lmao | Gay Ass Bitch | Too many Fandoms | Dad Friend | &

[teaboot]

i think the secret to asking Smart Person questions is to take a dumb question and keep making it dumber until you can't anymore

[herhighnessthegoblinqueen]

Interesting theory. Do you have an example?

[teaboot]

Okay but if it doesn't work you cant make fun of me

Step one: Get stupid

Which foot does my left shoe go on?

Which shoe is the left shoe?

Which side is left?

What is "Left"?

Does "Left" exist?

Step two: Double down (Concepts get too simple for normal words so longer words are needed)

Who decides whether something is on the left or on the right?

If I say something is on my left and six people facing me say it's actually on the right, is it left or right?

Can the objective value of two subjective realities outweigh one?

Can one subjective experience with no objective value become more reliable than another if it gains prominence?

Does believing in a subjective truth make it real?

If a single subjective reality becomes accepted among the majority, should I align my perspective to that reality to facilitate the mechanics of the universally subjective experience?

Step three: Apply it to real life

If we agree as a society to adhere to a system of universal subjectivity in pursuit of productivity, prioritizing function over experience, are we admitting that we value efficiency of labour over comprehension?

Step four: (Optional)

Put left shoe on right foot as a public demonstration against capitalist greed

Step five: Profit

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[crotalusruber]

why is markiplier just constantly degrading everyone in chat during his livestreams

[markiplier]

Because they deserve it

[that-house]

STOP SCROLLING

YOU HAVE REACHED A TORMENT CHECKPOINT

PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE

DO ONE THOUSAND PUSH-UPS

SHIT YOURSELF

ALRIGHT THAT CONCLUDES THIS TORMENT CHECKPOINT

YOU MAY CONTINUE SCROLLING

[voidandradiance]

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

[n3cropants]

[your-local-god]

@local-hellcat

[amandlas]

let's talk about claudia realizing she's stuck in the ring of hell known as girlhood forever and experiencing a mental breakdown no modern psychiatrist could treat

[only-tiktoks]

[reptile-ruler]

Seeing more and more blogs without a [username].tumblr.com site which means you can only view their blogs in tumblr.com/[username] mode, and I realized just the other day that nowadays you have to manually go to your blog settings and toggle the “enable custom theme” switch to have a browser site activated.

I REALLY recommend activating this! Especially if you’re an artist or if you have a themed blog, like if you reblog fanart for a specific fandom or ship. First and foremostly you can change the whole theme if you want to, you can really just go wild with building your personal aesthetic for your page.

But what I think is even more important, is that you NEED to “enable custom theme” to enable access to your archive! The link [username].tumblr.com/archive doesn’t work if you don’t have this enabled!

If you post art or archive fanart or fandom content of any kind, letting people access your archive makes it so much easier for people (and yourself) to find older art on your blog or to look for something you drew a while ago that they remember loving and want to look at again.

We talk lots about how on Tumblr old art gets to circulate, and the archive is part of how that works. It’s a really useful tool in finding good content that isn’t brand new. And especially if you are good at tagging, it’s very easy to filter the archive to find ship content or meta or fics, whatever you want to find.

[florenceisfalling]

the archive thing works for me regardless of if you have it enabled. however, if you try to go to specific tags on the blog, you have to scroll through tumblr’s search function instead, and we all know how that sucks

[florenceisfalling]

lesbian flag colorpicked from chase brody getting forcibly dragged into a demonic hallway

[florenceisfalling]

pride flag colorpicked from antisepticeye pulling us through technological barriers to show us the deadly consequences of our reckless actions

[florenceisfalling]

trans flag and another lesbian flag colorpicked from anti walking past his many senseless victims

[florenceisfalling]

aroace flag colorpicked from chase brody going through emotionally devastating flashbacks

[astudyingreer]

This is literally so funny

[astudyingreer]

“Dark Silence” by Jacksepticeye on Youtube (2018)

[astudyingreer]

i blacked out and then when I woke up this was in my camera roll

[viannaheus]

REBLOGS >>> LIKES

[a-ratatattat]

Poor quality alignment charts lmao

Links to the charts if you want them

I'm tired

https://pin.it/56qTph6

Types of dumbass, align yourself

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[markiplier]

I don’t ordinarily reblog stuff like this but

“very sexy of me to kill god”

is fucking hilarious

[markiplier]

[canceltheact]

Cancel The Act: The Definitive Theory of Lunky, Lixian, and Actor Mark

Hello there theorists! This is the big one - the (hopefully) final draft of CancelTheAct. 

For those of you that have been following this tale of truth, perserverance, and chromatic aberration,you may find that a few section of this are exactly the same. It basically is the same theory, but with a few things tightened up (see post from two days ago) and some updated information. This is the big one we’re hoping on spreading, so be sure to reblog this one like you’ve done before. We really appreciate all the support you’ve given this assertion.

 And for those who are seeing this for the first time…welcome! This is a theory exploring what’s been going on the past few months on Markiplier’s channel, and the side story that connects the odd goings-on. If you support this theory, spread the word on Twitter and reblog, not just like, on Tumblr with the hashtags and this very site.

 Thank you for all the support, folks! Now…let’s talk about the truth. We’ll see you on the other side.

Keep reading

[memequeenjojo]

[necropost]

with markiplier

[markiplier]

u right