mmm spoon sinister

Hallo! It me, the Sinister Spoon. I like a lot of shit but I'm in my Homestuck era rn :3 He/Him and They/Them 18

[sushizushi6]

Causing some mayhem at a gas station

[sushizushi6]

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[sushizushi6]

Bleghh I’m so sick, I’m upset I haven’t been able to draw because of it but I totally locked in on this today and I’m super happy with the outcome

[laz-rawrz-deactivated20260124]

[heinousmind]

I feel so maternal

[parakeet]

huge fan of the snow pigeon. reminds me of a wood pigeon with a sweater on because its oh so Colds outside

[importantcatpics]

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[miiilowo]

dont have anything horny to say uh hope you’re having a good night!

i. Amin the woods fighting off bugs and shit

[miiilowo]

EN GUARDE

[balaclava-trismegistus]

ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʰᵃʷᵏ

ᶦ ᶦⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰ ᵈᵉᶜᵏ

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[aidenhartewrites]

On Instagram, someone made the argument that trans men should use the women's bathroom because they can't use urinals.

Y'all really know NOTHING about trans men, do you?? 😭

[transfemme-shelterdog]

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Also, STPs exist.

[zk-j]

And even if they can't... Do male bathrooms not have any toilets at all anymore??? what.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Nah, everyone who uses men's washrooms all shit in urinals

Shows you how much you know

scoffs

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Pause

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

HOW

[transfemme-shelterdog]

The movie Raw has a guided tutorial. It's how my husband learned how to pee standing up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_(film)

[metalheadspiderv2]

Step 1: put toilet seat up (if applicable)

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

As with every unfamiliar stp method, I recommend trying in the shower until you have a good enough feel for it to not piss your pants or all over the floor.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[satan-offical]

You are what @pukicho is if he posted more

Yeah but does he increase the trout population? Exactly, we are completely different

[inkanddragons]

And Puki is cool, where as satan… well she fucks trout

[satan-offical]

Cool people can fuck fish

[inkanddragons]

someone make it a quote screen

[satan-offical]

God no

[casuallilith]

[satan-offical]

Great

[zan0tix]

HAPPY 4/13!!! So happy to finally unveil the HSPRZINE's second video project!!! [S] VRISKAGRAM REDRAWN! Heres two of my panels for it :3 you can see the rest of mine and a collection of absolutely spectacular artists renditions of the panels in the full video! (that I edited <3)

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.