Too Enthusiastic at 4am

Hello, I’m Swordie! I like to draw and write so you might see those things on here once in a blue moon. Otherwise it’s memes.

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[consistantly-changing]

[Image description: a photo of a midterm essay for Philosophy 101 titled "Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man". The essay is marked with an F and there are many comments written by the professor throughout. Circled phrases are in bold, underlined phrases are italicized, crossed out phrases are crossed out.

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. comment: horrible opening But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? Comment: to save the princess? also gross And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Comment: ??? (three question marks) Perchance. Comment: You can't just say "perchance"

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go! Keep it up, baby! Comment: ????? (five question marks) stop

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. Comment: OK? A tax Fine that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. Comment: fine We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter Comment: why are we saying this of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Comment: what Perchance.]

[enki2]

[cannabutch]

the cinematography….

[archiviism]

made these a while back but actually have a place to share them now ,,, enjoy !

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

Podcast fanartists baffle and amaze me. I've been seeing TMA fanart for *years* on the peripherals of my feeds, and I always assumed that there was official art or clear descriptions or something because there was always variety in the designs, but there were things that were almost always the same, just like fanart of any visual media.

Here is a list of all the main character descriptions I am aware of that exist in the 200 episodes of The Magnus Archives (not counting scar descriptions):

Johnathan Sims

"Scrawny"

Premature grey hairs

Martin Blackwood

"Not the smallest guy in the world"

"Uncanny" resemblance to his father. Whatever he looks like.

Sasha James

"Tall"

"Long hair"

"Glasses"

Timothy Stoker

"The hot one"

Basira Hussain

...

Alice "Daisy" Tonner

...

Melanie King

...

Georgina Barker

...

The amount of details that everyone has just agreed on being true for all of these guys is legitimately wild

[kipmonstr]

quick tma piece for my perspective class ^_^

i gotta draw protocol sometime

[p0psiclem0nster]

Lil Bloodborne fan art where all my madmen at

[sinnamon-sword]

My 90s supermodel OCs for TMA! Their story begins in the late 1980s and through the 1990s! They’re being manipulated by an Avatar of The Flesh. 😘 Currently writing out the backstory!

[ladyofsnark]

If you think the main draw to Pride and Prejudice is "enemies to lovers with a rich man" then you've explicitly missed the point.

The draw is "rich haughty man realizes the error of his ways, makes sincere attempts to rectify his mistakes, and in the end expects literally nothing in return because he does genuinely truly love the girl who rejected him and he didn't want her to ever believe she 'owed' him or that he did it merely to get in her good graces"

[bethanydelleman]

And we cannot forget, "girl realizes that she's not as good at judging other people as she thinks she was, that she's following the same unhappy path as her father, and that she needs to change too. And she does."

[funkle420]

he's ok :)

[honey002]

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

[wondering-jackalope]

Part 1 of TMA valentine cards!! (Because I definitely won’t finish Annabelle’s and Jon’s cards before Feb 14 is over-)

First time drawing Oliver Banks, and I’m super proud of his design👁️👁️ And let the handsome men wear monocles, I beg of you😭😭

And Gerry!! I need to draw him more often…

Close-ups☕️🌟

[metaphorsofeverlong]

it is SO UNFAIR how i have responsibilities. why can’t i just sit in my bed and think about tma all day?

[mag184]

this is so stupid. original img under cut

[finnmoff]

Night City

[ratbastard69420]

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Are you okay

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

The results are inconclusive on that.

[chasingtheskyline]

Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.

[tundrakatiebean]

OP making the bed