Pisces

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

me walking to school

[sunwukxng]

I AM CRYING OMFG

[jo-3y]

What is that

[770rd]

[heartshapedmoodring]

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

[210pm]

THE WHEEZING

[sandandglass]

[dicksplit]

[exoqenises]

no way this is 6 seconds only

[2p-ukraine]

6 seconds of pure beauty

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

I’m on the verge of crying

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

[diabadass]

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

[baby-revenge]

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[toastbutteregg]

more pls!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[begoodtakecare]

i love this so much

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[fuks]

[cc-videos]

Kid in black shirt: [casually] I mean yeah like, Princess Diaries 2 was pretty good. Anne Hathaway could have done better but I mean it wasn’t like, the greatest thing I’ve ever seen…

[thebestoftumbling]

[queeranne]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[lolsomeone-actually]

“what the hell”

[egderpss]

[djlegz]

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

[bastillry]

This is my favorite post of all time

[beyoncebeytwice]

today i feel very…… mmmm whats the word… bad

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[thislookslikeanxfile]

HAHAHAHA

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

reverse mermaids though

[weloveshortvideos]

[ulanji]

so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THE CAT WTF