A Song to the Sea

| Late 20s | Writer | Teacher| Selkie at heart | Queer |

[mr-something-0r-another]

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[talkethtothehandeth]

Raise your hand if you have also been personally victimized by the barometric pressure changes 🥲

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Finally, I can stop thinking about Sherlock when I plug in my phone charger.

[talesfromtreatment]

My immediate thought:

[antimony-ore]

Listen I don't what he did to get cancelled, because I can't be bothered to care, but surely there are worse people you know

[talesfromtreatment]

Speaking purely as a vet tech, he's right at the top along with Peta for his sheer reach and popularity and the damage his training methods do. But if you can't be bothered to care about why I despise him, why are you caring enough to reblog and comment about this?

Also, there's this thing called hyperbole?

[tittyinfinity]

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

[tittyinfinity]

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"

[prokopetz]

The worst thing about speaking a language natively is that your brain will insist on applying the Rules™ even when there's nothing to go on. You can look at a damn keysmash and some chthonic gremlin in a little professor hat living in the back of your skull will go "I think that one's a verb".

[prokopetz]

In the interest of full disclosure, this post was prompted by overthinking why some variations of the "she eben on my nezer til I scrooge" template meme work and others don't, and how sometimes it's because it just doesn't seem plausible that a given piece of gibberish could be a sex act.

[depsidase]

[k0weaponmaster]

[thestoryofaslut]

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

[chongoblog]

My gender

[loth-catgirl]

ah, yes

[kelzebub]

never gets old.

[thememedaddy]

[lenaellsi]

surprise flowers for spring!

(he's NOT a romantic though. those flowers bloomed too early and got what was coming to em)

[captainjunglegym]

rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels

[babbhad]

is this a set up

[captainjunglegym]

hehehe only one way to find out

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[beasts-flesh]

Happy Spring Equinox, here’s a cow comm

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[headspace-hotel]

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

[sistersatan]