Galaxy Kitten

My aesthetic is galaxy and my meme is cats. Why not combine them?

[sadgaywerewolf]

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

[did-you-know]

Source

[cheetahgirl69420]

True love

[kittiezandtittiez]

When you are having sex and forget to kick the cat out of the room

[moon-punisher-deactivated201706]

crying till i die

[anancientheart]

What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers. 

[a-little-insane-deactivated2015]

I’ll have whatever he’s having. 

[wickedclothes]

[death-by-lulz]

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[nosuchthingasfiction-blog]

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

[im-captain-basch]

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

[mistress-laufeyson-deactivated2]

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

[small-funny]

[38947ndhjhwer2]

concept: me, sitting on top of a big hill where there is no one else for miles. there are flowers of every colour. it’s quite windy

[wasteofspacex]

Best advice my 19 year old roommate gave me

“Just give him three days. Wait three days, no texts, no calls, no nothing. Then see if he comes back” “What if I can’t wait three days tho??” “You see the thing is, you keep running back to him and he gets off on it. He knows he’s gonna have you coming back to him. Why not give him three days and make him realize, oh shit it’s serious, I’m really losing her!” “What if he doesn’t even come back?” “Then why would you wanna be with someone that doesn’t want you? Why would you wanna be with someone like that?”

[stillwatersofconsciousness]

there is a very proud marketing agent out there in the world somewhere

[casualmalexlfan]

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[causings]

YASSS

[thisisnotablogthisisashrubbery]

except this doesn’t work.. It turns out that the person who did the original moss graffiti is an artist who specializes in that whole thing??? do people really believe everything they see? really?

[espionagis]

A brief summary of D&D alignments for the uninformed.

Lawful Good: Laws are good if they are just and fair.

Lawful Neutral: Laws are good because they are laws.

Lawful Evil: Laws are good, but only if they benefit me.

Neutral Good: Let’s do the Right Thing(™)

True Neutral: Please leave me alone.

Neutral Evil: What’s in it for me?

Chaotic Good: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world, and I would die for others freedom.

Chaotic Neutral: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world, and I would die for mine.

Chaotic Evil: Personal freedom is the most important thing in the world. Mine more than yours. 

[teh-kotar]

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

[horror-kxtten]

Be right back, gonna go take a shower!!(:

“Oh, thanks for that. Didn’t need the image!”

Kay. Fuck you. Don’t take a basic human necessity and turn it to something sexual just because I was polite enough to let you know, instead of making it seem like i was ignoring you. Do you expect me to not take showers? Do you expect me to make sure no one ever finds out when I’m taking a shower because its such a SEXUAL action of INDEPENDENTLY bathing myself? Haha. That “be right back” will turn into a “fuck off”.

[bullied]

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.