Everything is Stupid and Shallow Minded.

this is my tumblr. here is a monument to all the things no one else cares to look at. it is for me. mine. you may enjoy it too while you're here.

[frostingdoll]

sakura cake 🌸

[memeuplift]

[middle-earth-mythopoeia]

Places that inspired J.R.R. Tolkien: Part II

Fangorn: probably inspired by Puzzlewood, Gloucestershire Orthanc: probably inspired by Faringdon’s Folly, Berkshire Anduin: may have been influenced by the Danube, Germany Rohan: probably based on Mercia, West Midlands White Mountains: inspired by the Malvern Hills, Worcestershire Helm’s Deep: inspired by Cheddar Gorge, Somerset Mordor: based on the Black Country, Birmingham Minas Tirith: based on Ravenna, Italy

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[important-animal-images]

[cosmeretrek]

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[sailermoon]

i say idgaf and then im still dreaming about my childhood best friend

[the-haiku-bot]

i say idgaf and

then im still dreaming about

my childhood best friend

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[haiku-bot-human-version]

i say i don't care

and then im still dreaming of

my childhood best friend

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

[the-haiku-bot]

When the haiku bot

messes up I will be there

to correct the post.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[siraheatingcake]

I keep quoting this. So succinct.

[femalepope]

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now

[lostsometime]

6) both parents’ surnames are combined into a new name, in the same vein as portmanteau ship-names

[tolkien-feels]

7) We adopt elvish naming customs and have upwards of three names for each individual, none of which are surnames and all of which may be translated to any other language for any reason at any point in our lives. This has no advantages but will really annoy every government on earth and I just think it’d be really funny to watch them figure out the paperwork for that

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I once completed a name change for a Miss White, she was getting married to Mr. Black

They both changed their name to Mr and Mrs. Grey

[sword-and-nightingale]

No one will ever do this better than them.

[write-on-world]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[junglejim4322]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[unclefather]

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

[sweetguts]

this is the greatest moving picture file that has ever been placed on the internet

[teathattast]

[post-uwuifier]

doing stuff is so hawd shout out to anypony who has done anyting UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[willowcrowned]

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[pinkfairiesteaparty]