[sirendeepity]

Off campus caught me so off guard (no pun intended) that I'm back on dating apps actively looking for a m*le partner, I am so disappointed in myself

[sirendeepity]

I seriously need authors to go back to Wattpad school and describe in details how the characters look like it's a grocery list because 'grey eyes' after a 15 pages chapter is not enough data for me to picture a face to match

[sirendeepity]

You know what I'm picturing with absolutely zero details shared? The Blight. It's a giant flying squid in the sky and the light thingy come out of its tentacles. Damage has been done, I fear, no other description is allowed and/or accepted anymore

[sirendeepity]

Your reminder to not take for granted your maps. There might come a non contemporary book without a map that's going to make you feel so lost- Be grateful for what you have before it's gone

[sirendeepity]

Sure, there is a spell machine-thingy drawing at the beginning of the book (it was more important than a map apparently !!) but bold of you to assume I understood shit about how it works

[sirendeepity]

So this was not April's book, and the slump is more serious than I thought, but May is definitely going to be my month !!!

(I need a hobby that doesn't involve a screen my brain is literally melting inside of my skull help me)

[sirendeepity]

Oh! So he's ginger.

Mmmmh, no he's not, I rebuke that in the name of I've already pictured him as Vietnamese

[sirendeepity]

Might have totally forgotten about this lrt, but I finished the book !!! And it only took me two months and a half !!!

[sirendeepity]

I seriously need authors to go back to Wattpad school and describe in details how the characters look like it's a grocery list because 'grey eyes' after a 15 pages chapter is not enough data for me to picture a face to match

[sirendeepity]

You know what I'm picturing with absolutely zero details shared? The Blight. It's a giant flying squid in the sky and the light thingy come out of its tentacles. Damage has been done, I fear, no other description is allowed and/or accepted anymore

[sirendeepity]

Your reminder to not take for granted your maps. There might come a non contemporary book without a map that's going to make you feel so lost- Be grateful for what you have before it's gone

[sirendeepity]

Sure, there is a spell machine-thingy drawing at the beginning of the book (it was more important than a map apparently !!) but bold of you to assume I understood shit about how it works

[sirendeepity]

So this was not April's book, and the slump is more serious than I thought, but May is definitely going to be my month !!!

(I need a hobby that doesn't involve a screen my brain is literally melting inside of my skull help me)

[sirendeepity]

Oh! So he's ginger.

Mmmmh, no he's not, I rebuke that in the name of I've already pictured him as Vietnamese

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[sirendeepity]

I seriously need authors to go back to Wattpad school and describe in details how the characters look like it's a grocery list because 'grey eyes' after a 15 pages chapter is not enough data for me to picture a face to match

[sirendeepity]

You know what I'm picturing with absolutely zero details shared? The Blight. It's a giant flying squid in the sky and the light thingy come out of its tentacles. Damage has been done, I fear, no other description is allowed and/or accepted anymore

[sirendeepity]

Your reminder to not take for granted your maps. There might come a non contemporary book without a map that's going to make you feel so lost- Be grateful for what you have before it's gone

[sirendeepity]

Sure, there is a spell machine-thingy drawing at the beginning of the book (it was more important than a map apparently !!) but bold of you to assume I understood shit about how it works

[sirendeepity]

So this was not April's book, and the slump is more serious than I thought, but May is definitely going to be my month !!!

(I need a hobby that doesn't involve a screen my brain is literally melting inside of my skull help me)

[sirendeepity]

I seriously need authors to go back to Wattpad school and describe in details how the characters look like it's a grocery list because 'grey eyes' after a 15 pages chapter is not enough data for me to picture a face to match

[sirendeepity]

You know what I'm picturing with absolutely zero details shared? The Blight. It's a giant flying squid in the sky and the light thingy come out of its tentacles. Damage has been done, I fear, no other description is allowed and/or accepted anymore

[sirendeepity]

Your reminder to not take for granted your maps. There might come a non contemporary book without a map that's going to make you feel so lost- Be grateful for what you have before it's gone

[sirendeepity]

Sure, there is a spell machine-thingy drawing at the beginning of the book (it was more important than a map apparently !!) but bold of you to assume I understood shit about how it works

[saiintval]

Andreil soft in every moment

[sirendeepity]

I seriously need authors to go back to Wattpad school and describe in details how the characters look like it's a grocery list because 'grey eyes' after a 15 pages chapter is not enough data for me to picture a face to match

[sirendeepity]

You know what I'm picturing with absolutely zero details shared? The Blight. It's a giant flying squid in the sky and the light thingy come out of its tentacles. Damage has been done, I fear, no other description is allowed and/or accepted anymore

[sirendeepity]

Your reminder to not take for granted your maps. There might come a non contemporary book without a map that's going to make you feel so lost- Be grateful for what you have before it's gone

[sirendeepity]

I seriously need authors to go back to Wattpad school and describe in details how the characters look like it's a grocery list because 'grey eyes' after a 15 pages chapter is not enough data for me to picture a face to match

[sirendeepity]

You know what I'm picturing with absolutely zero details shared? The Blight. It's a giant flying squid in the sky and the light thingy come out of its tentacles. Damage has been done, I fear, no other description is allowed and/or accepted anymore

[sirendeepity]

I seriously need authors to go back to Wattpad school and describe in details how the characters look like it's a grocery list because 'grey eyes' after a 15 pages chapter is not enough data for me to picture a face to match

[sirendeepity]

01042026 — Blood Over Bright Haven by M.L. Wang

Istg if I have to write this post one more time I'm going to throw my phone right out the window. Yes, the picture is out of focus and a little shaky, can't really be bothered to take another one at this point so we'll make it work. Also, I realized that I can't find the masterpost with all my previous LRT but honestly I'm just too pissed because of Tumblr deleting my post to even be that upset about it. Can't even remember what I originally wrote, and every time I had to re-write it, it got progressively more passive-aggressive lol I'll just skip this part I guess

Shout out, but also fuck you, to past me for getting this sprayed edged version! Stunning, really, but we don't have red tabs anymore and the idea of having hot pink and neon yellow tabs sticking out of the pages will, in fact, keep me up at night (it's gonna sit edges out on the bookshelf for obvious reasons, there's not a chance I'll coexist with that)

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[sirendeepity]

Me: I want to do live reading threads again, and you know what? Starting April I'll do 75 booked, because why not

Also me, staring at the unread books on my bookshelf: tf am I even supposed to read now

[sirendeepity]

I'm this close to spending down to the very last cent I still have in my bank account to buy that 5sos concert ticket I swearrrr I'm gonna do it somebody hold me backk

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[ashstfu]

“what if i’m always the one who loves more?”“congratulate yourself.”