you have to be sirensmaxxing

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lígia/lee • 21 • usamerican latina • main: @eileenleahy

#mysirens but i fw Everyone 🫂

occasional baseballposting (mlb & wpbl) also goes here 🙂‍↕️

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seeing a hockey themed url expecting to find another kindred pwhl spirit only to be reminded that men's hockey exists

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im very loyal to new york sports expect when it comes to the nba. im extremely contrarian in that regard and i am rooting for the spurs

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pwhl players ranked by how bird-ish their name is:

1. nicole & julia gosling (baby geese)

2. hannah brandt (brant)

3. nicole hensley ("hens" in the name)

4. brooke becker (brOOke -> wOOd + becker -> pecker = woodpecker)

5. ella shelton (shelduck)

6. maddi wheeler (wheatear)

7. natalie spooner (spoonbill)

8. zoe boyd (sounds like "bird" in a comically heavy new york accent)

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funniest outcome is lowkey schroeder somehow winding up back in ny

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sirens the only team who didnt protect their goalie... we're in danger

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i knew osborne wasnt gonna be protected but man. goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky

[calimckay17]

Player Protection Lists for the Original 6 (+2) PWHL teams before the 2026 Expansion Draft

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i just shit my pants like completely fucking sharted myself

[deniedbydesbiens]

I think we all glossed over abby having an all hours invite to pou and staceys hot tub too quickly

[twicesonnet]

This is just the crux of it isn't it.

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hi my name is kayle. im callie. my name's kaley. and im kayla. together we are the (c/k)a(y)l(l)(ie/e[y]/a)s of the new york sirens

[weewooelectricboogaloo]

The year is 2027. The New York Sirens have just won the Walter Cup. Kayle Osborne carries the trophy down the aisle at the Bourbonnais/Clark wedding. (She is also the event planner). Brianne Jenner carefully retrieves the wedding bands from inside the Walter Cup itself. Jessie Eldridge wears a pink scrunchie in her bridesmaid updo. Jincy Roese sings an acoustic version of her hit single “She Shoots She Scores” as Bourbs walks down the aisle. Carla McLeod officiates. The newly married couple has their first dance to “Just Got Started” from Universal Music Production’s Stomp Clap Rap II. Abby Roque makes a joke about the Clarky Skate Curse in her wedding toast. Greg Fargo is not wearing a purple tie. Rob Pizzo leads a conga line. There is peace on earth.

[weewooelectricboogaloo]

Thank you @corpucks, Lapounder getting together at the Bourbonnais/Clark wedding is now canon. So mote it be.

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[odd-birdie]

baby goose carrying abby who is herself holding three (3!) alcoholic beverages