Theatrical Nonsense

She/Her 26y/o. Finding my vibe. Place for good feels here. See alternate blogs “queenincarnate” for writing and “thenewseptembers” for Taylor Swift.

[minesweeping]

not to be that guy but girls will read lemony snicket’s love letter to end all love letters ONCE and then have strange ideas abt romance forever

[minesweeping]

this did something to my brain

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[solitairians]

[write-on-world]

[for-the-freaks-and-geeks]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[fentyfendi-deactivated20220829]

People will act like you’re hard to deal with because your’re not easy to fool.

[twiggymcbones]

like to think that after she becomes a princess, Cinderella keeps making little outfits for mice😀 🐀👕👖 

[nonbinary-octopus]

nice

also, agreed re @brain-deadx0’s tags:

[squadron-of-damned]

What I am understanding is that the Prince’s look is “Why don’t I get a little outfit sewn by my wife🥺”

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[inkskinned]

this year for pride i'm identifying as a fucking problem :)

[the-seelie-court-official]

free therapist advice (aka a thing a therapist told me when i was 14 that i've been clinging to like a lifeline ever since):

if you cannot understand someone's thought process, simply take solace in the fact that you are nothing like them and stop trying to figure them out

[the-seelie-court-official]

father that disappeared? i'd never make those choices, im glad i'm a better person than him, i'm gonna watch tv

shitty coworker that votes republican? wow im so glad i'm not angry at everything all the time like them, that sounds exhausting, i'm gonna knit

that shitty ex that's still obsessed 6 years later?? wow what a weirdo, so glad i cant relate, im gonna have dinner now

[peaceheather]

[ohhgingersnaps]

@iamthepulta

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

[hanatsuki-esperanza]

"Well behaved copper merchants rarely make history."

[si-doucement-deactivated2023040]

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

[damnedhampir-deactivated2025112]

i keep adding to my "watch later" and not watching later