well honey, you missed auburn big time

artist formerly known as @carterrkane I wish all terfs a very get fucked

[sirgwaines]

If you're a TERF, get fucked

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[homemadesterekpie]

new crush saturday!

i just know he kneels to pray and fucks like a feral demon.

[homemadesterekpie]

*chef’s kiss*

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to get this piercing!

Do you like it?

I have it!

Yes!

yes but I wouldn't get it

No

Wouldn't be worth it

Results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

[thequeenhyacinth]

Carter Kane, eye of Horus, blood of the pharaohs

Art by:karendelavega on Instagram

https://linktr.ee/KarenDelaVegART

@KarenDelaVegART

Linktree. Make your link do more.

[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[seaacearts]

I like taking both the benefits and drawbacks of elemental powers into consideration for my pjo scenarios and I had a thought:

Jason, now an adult, being more in touch with the elemental side of his demigod powers and able to cast more powerful lightning more often with ease, given that his body would withstand the massive amounts of energy and work as a conductor...

...but not his clothes

...So he's out there summoning lightning (which is usually, and preferably during a fight) and like half of his shirt just gets blown off bc the electricity running through both the lightning and himself burned away at the fabric 😭😭

It happened ONCE and NONE of the campers are letting him forget it

[mabeltanaka]

The Jungle Book (1967)

[methodical-coffee]

Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner.

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[eater-of-the-sand]

can you please make one for Ireland

[sirompp]

yeah okay

[jellyfish-grave]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[notgaybuckybarnes]

JOE BURROW CBS Sports

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.