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The Last Enemy series on AO3:

Book I: The Howling Nights

Book II: Dark Marks

#devoured this over night #oh man haven’t had a marauder fic to obsess over since The Life and Times

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

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very funny to me that kim mu yeol went from being the kind-hearted judge in juvenile justice (netflix, 2022) to now fully slapping the shit out of kids in teach you a lesson (netflix, 2026)

#I devoured this in one sitting #teach you a lesson

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"G...is Hannah a virgin?"

OFF CAMPUS 1.04 "The Breakup"

#guys I felt like I was watching noughties TV again #I guffawed #10/10 no notes #off campus #garrett graham #dean di laurentis

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The most hardcore thing that Harry James Potter ever did was not, contrary to popular belief, the “there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor” incident, but instead was either the time that he

a) laid into one of the people he respected most in the world (and the only authority figure in his life offering him help in one of the most desperate situations he’d ever been in) for leaving his pregnant wife, going “man, you’re inhibited by your own self-loathing and fear? That’s rough. That really sucks. But you know what trumps that? RESPONSIBILITY. You brought a child into the world. You’re a father now. You’re scared? Walk it off. Walk it off AAAAAALLLL THE WAY BACK HOME. And say hi to Tonks for me.”

or

b) he willingly let himself be murdered, came back from the dead, walked back onto the battlefield, stared his own killer dead in the eyes completely unimpressed and called him “Tom”

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The one thing the films gave us that was so real is all the Death Eaters peacing the fuck out when they saw Harry was alive. Absolutely no way am I going for round 60 with the teenager that just took an Avada Kedavra to the face, seemingly endured the Cruciatus curse in total silence and then walked that shit off. I resign.

And as for clocking Remus’ tea, let’s get it. He looked him straight in the eye and said, “don’t invoke my dad in your deadbeat reasoning, who was fighting in a war as a member of the Order but who went into hiding to protect me and who literally ran to his own death to give my mum and I even a sliver of a chance. It’s the him in me coming alive to call you a lil bitch. Do you need me to summon my patronus so Prongs can tell you to man up?”

#Harry James Potter #the boy who lived #hp #the tragedy that people who haven’t read the books just do not understand Harry’s aura

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For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

#bruh #the FAFO is strong with this one

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I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

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President of the UN General Assembly Annalena Baerbock told the opening of CSW that the backlash against women's rights "feels as though we

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Whoop found this and HAD to gif. I needed that critical side eye.

#me when I say I’m not judging you #xie zheng #yan zheng #pursuit of jade #marquis of wu'an #bombastic side eye

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Wu, about to have a heart attack, seeing his whole life flash before his eyes, rethinking every life choice that led to him being stuck in the middle of his boss's marriage drama: YOU WHAT!!??

#honestly the entire Xie squad deserves a raise and guaranteed heaven for putting up with the shenanigans #pursuit of jade