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so let me get this straight wunsoc, you (checks notes) took the infant wundersmiths away from their families, isolated them so that they only had other wundersmiths for company, educated them ONLY in the wundrous arts, made them cater to the rich and corrupt as one of their only lifelines, taught them that they were above ALL OTHERS, and proceeded to give them free reign over the 7 pockets??

and your new approach is (flips page) socially ostracizing your one and only wundersmith that wasn't murdered before they came of age by making her unit blame her for blackmail, making her look suspicious to everyone else on campus, then publicly outing her as a wundersmith after you've spent years demonizing the title has something to be revolted by?

ok yeah that works carry on (im elder Quinn)

variousfandomdevotion

I would like to withdraw my application to work at The Hotel Deucalion. I just realized that the only thing worse than a typical job interview would be being interviewed by a Witness.

I guess I’ll have to take my talents to Squall Industries instead.

variousfandomdevotion

Jupiter North is a dog person raising two cat children and that’s not where his problems end but it’s certainly where they begin.

awesome-shoes-with-wings

Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

caoten

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

azem-ghale

smorose

"Why not let them see what you're capable of? Sometimes a healthy bit of fear is a good thing."

(Chapter Fifty - The Debut of Morrigan Darling, page 583)

lalalasumaya

make me read

nevermoor

hahaha :p

nevermoor is the sweetest best found family fantasy book on earth, there is no romance and the worldbuilding and character growth is great

sioltach

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world

nightingale101

Also just a reminder , cause the 4th book just came out:

If you like Harry Potter, but you hate JK Rowling (because she's a terrible person), I highly suggest you read the Nevermoor series by Jessica Townsend.

You will find everything you love about Harry Potter in that series and so much more.

And it has a gaint talking cat.

reginacrow

maud reminds me of president coin from the hunger games or is that just me?

sirjaaa

Omg, yesss. I picture Maud exactly like Coin and somehow the also give of the same vibe (besides them both being seemingly nice but then again not so nice presidents).

#hunger games #the hunger games #president wintersea #president coin #headcanon

purrassicjet

Internalized aphobia Jupiter... save me internalized aphobia Jupiter....

imgdist0000

drawing people i see in the city (63/?)

ace7librarian

Squall is so bitter about Mog having other mentors. At this point he should just come visit wearing a shirt saying "I'm your most stable father figure" with a badly drawn Jupiter and an x on his face.