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[dissolvdboy]

how i feel in every conversation ever

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[skittynation]

you need to dedicate your life to things that are obscure and unimportant. and bad. and wholly uninteresting. and worth nothing of value. so you can drive everyone insane forever. and you can’t kill yourself. i ❤️ abysmal dogshit

[mcromwell]

helicopters are bugs

[bacony-cakes]

hard exterior

two or more rapidly-moving "wings"

large eyes

various adaptations to water, carrying loads, etc.

bright colourations indicating danger to potential predators

can hover in one place

full of clear fluid that is needed for it to function

suboptimal to have one land in your drink

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[tearlessrain]

most “protect the children” campaigns come with the implication that what’s best for children is 1950s white christian nuclear families and rigid adherence to the status quo, and having been a children I can definitively say that is very very incorrect

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[magicalnursekomugi]

[ryebreadgf]

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

[pansyfemme]

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

[neopianangst]

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[sacred-portal]

[catchymemes]

[autisticandroids]

one thing about me is that i love shit that is neither a love triangle nor a throuple but somewhere in between

[autisticandroids]

to be clear i also enjoy a throuple and also a love triangle but i feel like people treat those as a binary when they are actually two ends of a delicious spectrum 💖

[autisticandroids]

things that are ways three people could interface sexually that are not a throuple or a love triangle:

- desire triangulation where person a becomes obsessed with person b because person c loves person b

- desire triangulation where person a micromanages person b's sex life with person c

- jealousy and jealousy games

- voyeurism. perhaps even of the unconsensual variety

- infidelity

- purely emotional infidelity 💖

- one person is in the cuck chair. physically emotionally spiritually sexually

- same as above but the person in the cuck chair is domming

- explicitly v shaped polyamory

- desire triangulation where person a tries to *become* person b because person b has person c

- desire triangulation where persons a and b both use person c to express their desire for each other. and person c is kind of left in the cold even though they're the middle