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when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

dorkhellbside

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

rodnt

sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out

chuckecheeses

Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?

rabblets

Theres 0 thoughts in that head I dont think theres even a brain his last brain cell took a hike

ot3

guys orv is good

ot3

kim dokja moodboard

avoidbeing

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

old-flesh

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

grimeclown

Cmon man

mimimar

i really really love goodbye lara so far♡

art prints

ludcake

Studying the hundred years war so I can study the war of the roses so I can read Shakespeare so I can read Macchiavelli so I can study the 30 Years War so I can appreciate Rembrandt so I can understand the rise of colonialism as a means of European hegemony so I can read Victor Hugo so I can read Marx so I can read Edward Said so I can read Dune so I can read Fevre Dream so I can read ASOIAF so I can write au fanfiction on the internet

werewolvesnearyou

i've never liked anyone this much before

krinklefry87

quick map part for my friend aster : )

go read no home itll make you feel worse but its worth it

stroebe2

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

sacred-portal

lycanthrology

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

arbitraryexistence

Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.

Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.