[kermitlesbian]

dr pepper is a woman in stem

[sister-lilith]

i have 3 stupid ass exams in the next five business days lord just kill me now

[secifosseluce]

being alive is to have life telling you ‘ok now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave’ over and over and over until you learn it & then have to learn it again

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[deadgenerations]

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

[55five]

If it’s meant to be I’ll see you later

[autofuneral]

we just dont know why music happens

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[charl0ttan]

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

[threedollarsdotcom]

0 thousand dollars

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[sister-lilith]

do NOT mind me i’m on impractical jokers ao3 reading every sal/q fic

[clockwrkorange-blog]

when you and your boyfriend go to a party and just talk shit on everyone the whole time      ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

[herrfivehead]

me looking out for the local people