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soc fanatic | he/him | 😴

[daisybrekker]

We were robbed...💔

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

We never stop fighting folks - let’s be Netflix’s ruination

[sixoflosers]

Where are all the Hobie x male reader fics you COWARDS

[sparebutton]

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

[w0nder-bread]

Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod

@/lvfrcptnswns on Twitter

[sixoflosers]

randomly binged young royals on a monday night and now i cant sleep

[jackwolfes]

i have found away to make ch14 of AM AU even more painful, everyone say thanks nur 😌

[sixoflosers]

…….thanks nur……..

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

The Crows are to the Grishaverse as the Guardians of the Galaxy are to Marvel. Like all the avengers and shadow and bone characters are like “ahh the weight of world is on our shoulders” but all the crows and the guardians just want their goddamn money

I have too much time on my hands and I wanted to prove my point, so enjoy these guardians quotes replaced by the crows characters

Van Eck: [insert long villain monologue here]

Kaz: yeah, blah blah blah but WE’D LIKE TO GET PAID

Inej: The contact is making me wait.

Kaz: That’s just a negotiation tactic - trust me, this is my speciality. Whereas yours is more… stab, stab, stab

Nina: I have no need of the money

Kaz: Well great, more money for the rest of us!

Jesper: What’s that?

Wylan: Don’t touch that, it’s a bomb

Jesper: AND YOU JUST LEAVE IT LYING AROUND!???

Wylan: … well I was gonna put it in a box

Matthias: I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.

Nina: Really? Well, in my country we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well it’s the greatest thing there is.

Matthias: Who put the sticks up their butts? That is cruel.

[cilyra]

Fanart poster made by me (Instagram / Twitter )

[sylv3onpropaganda]

jesper in soc: fuck the rich! 😡😡

jesper in ck: fuck the rich 😳🤭

[frozenfrogz]

"Maybe with a little practice, you could turn that into something like this."

*fucking shreds in piano*

[sixoflosers]

if i could play piano that well i would also make it my entire personality

[juliaroscoe-deactivated20231120]

[hauntingyourself]

He’s not a criminal he’s just a goofy guy !!!!

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Sometimes I randomly remember that Kaz is the only member of the Crows who only speaks one language and for no apparent reason I find that endlessly amusing.

Like, the comedic potential here? Nina and Inej girl talking but as soon as he walks in the room they switch to Ravkan?? Wylan and Nina chatting in Kerch but then switching to Fjerdan when Matthias walks in and suddenly Kaz has completely lost track of the conversation?? Jesper saying something to Kaz in Zemeni that makes Nina howl with laughter, but neither of them will tell him what it was??? It’s so funny to me.

He would also absolutely start learning another language out of sheer spite if they did this, but I think it would be hilarious if he chose Kaelish and tried to use it with Jesper and Jesper would just be like “… I don’t speak Kaelish. I just know a little bit… I can sing in Kaelish, if you want?” and Kaz is so disappointed by this but he can’t show it so he just starts yelling at Nina in Kaelish instead. She corrects his pronunciation and he nearly murders her.

Everyone’s having fun.

[socdaily]

INEJ GHAFA and JESPER FAHEY Deleted scene from 2x08

[sixoflosers]

imstillnotokay

[elletao]

INEJ GHAFA & JESPER FAHEY Shadow and Bone | season 2

[sixoflosers]

hits diff after seeing the most recent deleted scene

[sixoflosers]

nina zenik calls matthias helvar babygirl and no it is not up for discussion

[sixoflosers]

Not sure who needs to hear this but

You don’t need to put an overwhelming about of swears and slurs in your writing we got the message just fine 🫶🏼

Some of the work I find on Ao3 is foul 🫶🏼

You guys are great writers and have good potential but adding a slur in every sentence will gross a lot of people out 🫶🏼

Thank you 🫶🏼