six pack whale

Whale, I guess I'm just a whale with a six pack.

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Me: Grabs a pineapple while crossing it off my grocery list with a pen.

Crazy Stranger: *grabs pineapple and pen*

Crazy Stranger: PINEAPPLE PEN

Crazy Stranger: *stabs pineapple with pen*

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Harry Potter: So what do I do next?

Hermione: *some super logical response*

Ron: How the bloody hell am I supposed to know that?

Dumbledore: Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.

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My younger brother has been going around for the past few days singing a song he made up called "Donald Trump has a Rump."

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ba ling a ling

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Science side of Tumblr, tell me something interesting.

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How did I get here?

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You know how like when something is stuck in your head it means that your brain has organized it as an unfinished project? Well I'm pretty sure that this is the reason why I thINK ABOUT HARRY POTTER ALL DAY.

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can you not

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Does it bother anyone else that you don't know how much their crush thinks about you?

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oH MY GOSH I WAS JUST STUDYING BIOLOGY WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY MIND PICTURED HUMANS REPRODUCING ASEXUALLY Never before have I wanted to get an image out of my head this badly.

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Does anyone else ever get a feeling of déjà vu when you think about a dream you had?

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MAKIN POPCORN WOO WOO

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I just want to fall asleep in your arms tonight.

sixpackwhale

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What am I supposed to do?

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I think of all these great things to make a Tumblr post, and then a forget what I was going to type when I actually get there.

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tumblr = a way of life

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what is up with these clown sightings