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taako is having a think and im posting this so i can stop looking at it..
this is what i get for trying something new inbetween commissions
Listening to old liveshows
Angus McDonald normally wears his hair buzzed down pretty close to his scalp. It’s easier to manage that way. But in recent months he’s been very busy, with school and new cases and making sure to spend as much time as he can with all of his new family, and now it’s much longer.
Lup told him yesterday that she liked his little ‘fro, but Angus can’t shake the feeling that this particular hairstyle is not conduscive to inconspicuous detective work. He’s with Taako and Kravitz for the week, and is just about to buzz the whole thing off, when he hears the familiar tearing noise that means Kravitz is back, and gets another idea.
“There you are Angus, Taako told me you’d be here, I’m sorry I wasn’t around to welcome you home last night,” Kravitz says when Angus walks into the living room downstairs.
“It’s alright sir! But, umm, actually I was wondering if you could help me something? It’s alright if you can’t or don’t want to I imagine it takes a long time and lots of work and I know you’re probably tired and-“
“Angus,” Kravitz interrupts, “of course I’ll help you. What is it?”
“Um,” Angus tugs at his curls for a second or so before answering. “I was wondering if you could help me do my hair… so that it’s like yours…”
Kravitz blinks, and then smiles.
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When Taako gets home he finds the pair of them in the living room, Kravitz is sitting on the couch with Angus between his knees on a little cushion. While Kravitz is carefully parting and twisting together Angus’ much shorter locs, Angus reads aloud from the newest Caleb Cleveland novel, squinting a bit without his glasses. It looks like they’re about halfway done. In the doorway of their little house, Taako’s heart swells (twice over, actually, when he spies the little pile of enchanted silver beads Kravitz is picking from every now and again).
They haven’t noticed him yet, and so Taako loudly clears his throat, and says, “I suppose this means you haven’t started dinner yet?”
They both look up and give almost identical sheepish grins and Taako is nearly floored by the domesticity of it all.
“Sorry Love,” Kravitz answers. “He asked for my help.”
“No, no it’s fine, I’ll just do everything around here like always,” Taako replies, strolling towards the kitchen to make those little personal pizzas that are Angus’ favorite, that he’d already been planning on making anyway.
Kravitz is a section away from being done with Angus’ hair by the time dinner is ready. When he’s finished, Angus darts up the stairs to the bathroom mirror and comes back down a minute later wearing a smile so big it looks like his face might split in two.
“Thank you so much Mr. Kravitz sir! I love it!”
please consider that we dont know when kravitz was an alive person last. a couple centuries? more??? anyways what i’m getting at here is that his job isn’t really a social one, and so he doesn’t get out much, and so kravitz uses slang from ~500 years ago, nobody says groovy anymore, old man
after getting in a relationship with taako he tries to use modern slang. sound more hip. he’s hunting down a lich one day. he’s got a scythe to the lich’s mostly-incorporeal neck. the lich sneers up at him, kravitz glares back.
“yolo,” he says in a cockney accent. “youre only allowed to live once”
my roomate told me she didn’t care much for green haired taakos but i could pull the look off, to which i said “I dont draw taako with green hair but now i do”
“And hovering where it once stood is Lup, phantasmal and resplendent .”
The Adventure Zone
Lup | @cowbuttcrunchies
Photography | @cowbuttcrunchies
i can’t believe the taaco twins invented fashion
hey if u post about the adventure zone pls reblog this post!!!
Lup: Hey Kravitz, what's up
Krav: oi auld fella went to the pub with me bird and lost a tenner and I'm proper gutted
Barry: *trying not to cry* I don't know what you're saying.
Another magical Magic Brian! i just had to color in my post from earlier!!!!
Here is a magical Magic Brian for y’all!
sorry that it looks like its been fried, the editor i used to crop it messed w the quality and tumblr sure didn’t help.
My wrist hurts after months of working on this, so please enjoy this product of my pain. Also. Like. MAJOR SPOILERS.
gay happy endings are so important
oh my god
THIS IS SO COOL
holy shit?????
ipre play never have i ever and lup and taako always pick things that are specific callouts to each other
“Never have i ever vomited out the window of a moving fantasy uber” “Fuck you taako”
“Never have i ever heralded the new year by boning down in a swimming pool” “Nice try lup but I’m not even ashamed of that”