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Thjazi and Mara are fucking around in the underworld because this campaign is actually the aftermath of the campaign of the two most annoying edge-lord DnD players you know.

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Nononononooooooo the paint is made of orc blood!!! And the blood-paint is part of the ritual because the play is the ritual that is meant to stop the tachonis from making a portal to the underworld or whatever. Remember??? These are a bunch of nerdy voice actors playing dnd. The opposite of war isn’t peace, it’s creation. Of course the play is the thing.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr c4

what-even-is-thiss

People are so paranoid about statistically unlikely events that they stop themselves from living their lives and I personally blame true crime podcasts

what-even-is-thiss

The reason that I can’t do solo travel is that I live in a barren wasteland of a suburb and don’t own a car.

If the only thing stopping you from doing solo travel is that you think you’re gonna get kidnapped if you leave the house by yourself I think you need to be statistically more concerned with car accidents and alcohol poisoning.

The Soldiers and Seekers are gonna return significantly more well rested than the Schemers will be

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I’m thinking that Thijazi was probably stopping/helping to stop/making himself???!!!!??! blasphemous artifacts for each of the races and their deities. The halflling coffin thing with Termina inside, something something stone of night song for the elves, the freaky people fat candle, and the paint for the orcs, because (from the musical rent) the opposite of war isn’t peace, it’s creation!!!

#critical role #cr c4 #critical role spoilers #the part at the end is the part I was proud of myself for

segamascott

unfollowing bc of bdsm spongebob

huggablefiresquid

Whoever drew that has no idea how crucifixion works.

segamascott

you're so right the animators of the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters didn't violently nail gabumon to the cross for real what a bunch of fucking idiots

quixotic-coati

It's not the nails; it's the little step. That would take the weight of your lower body off your diaphragm so you wouldn't die. You'd just be bored and only mildly uncomfortable

segamascott

again.. and i can't stress this enough.. i don't think they were actually trying to crucify gabumon on the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat

I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

dragon-in-a-fez

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

dragon-in-a-fez

I'm glad you asked! it is easier to relocate a human than to relocate a colossal squid, so the plan is for me to walk into the ocean and never be seen again

continue-and-become

It’s been a week. Close your eyes and breathe. Do what you can today, and nothing more. You are enough

teathattast

kuttithevangu

A high quality “expensive” pair of shoes is one of the thriftiest ways to spend over $100 because if you have good shoes it reduces stress on literally every joint in your body. Please do not ever thrift-OCD yourself into wearing bad shoes

citizen-zero

I have to give the hardest possible plug for Orthofeet here. My fiancée introduced me to this company when I was lamenting the fact that it feels difficult to find orthopedic shoes that aren’t kinda fugly and unfashionable. These are some of the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn and for both pairs I own there was very minimal breaking-in needed, they were just comfortable right out of the box. I walked around a ren faire with hills and uneven terrain for several hours in these ankle boots and I felt about the same level of tired I’ve felt after walking around in sneakers all day.

They’re not cheap shoes, but almost all of them are under $150 and it’s 100% a worthwhile investment. They have a pretty generous wear testing policy—you can wear them up to 60 days and still get a full refund if you don’t like them. There’s also lots of different styles so there’s kinda something for everyone.

rarmaster

it's also worth looking into Morton's Foot! And if you have it, then I definitely recommend purchasing some of the ProKinetics insoles, which you can put into Literally Any Pair Of Shoes, and/or swap between multiple pairs of shoes depending on which pair you feel like wearing that day

bonus info

1) the ProKinetic insoles might not play well with those Orthofeet shoes, so be wary of that!

2) ProKinetics actually swears by shoes like Converse being the best shoes for their Insoles! just saying

3) if you don't want to pay 80$ for some insoles (that you can then put in shoes you already own, btw,) you can just get some moleskin (like a 5$ purchase) to put on your shoes' Already Present insole like so and see if that helps - if it does, then consider making the purchase

4) definitely poke around the Morton's Foot site (mortonsfoot.com) so they can explain some of the science to you on why the insoles help. I like this page.

1968bullittmustang

Perhaps one of the most popular quotes from the Discworld series is Sam Vimes’s ‘Boots’ Theory of Socio-economic Unfairness, propounded in M

berdie314

I like Aetrex shoes and insoles similarly, and I always get the green Superfeet insoles for hiking boots.

Also, once you've gone and spent money on good, supportive shoes, take good care of them! Shoe polish is cheap and a tin of it lasts forever and will keep your leather shoes looking nice longer when they inevitably acquire scuffs. And use a shoe horn!!! It's just a cheap piece of plastic, but it will save the heel ends of your shoes from getting smashed into uselessness. I've been wearing my favorite boots near daily for four years so far and they still look good and fit well.