Here Comes The Squirtle Squad

Sierra · 24 · she/her · DC · ENFJ

[transguyhawkeye]

i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally

[fridgebride]

[ghostowlattic]

Living Cells

by ghost owl attic / darius greene

s6

[luthiery]

let's make some delicious soup :)

burnt cut up onion

a few vegetables

some meat

a few teaspoons of salt

surprise ingredient that will help us later

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[catchymemes]

[itsevidentvery]

The euphoria of receiving a legit new follower during the Great Tumblr Pornbot Siege of 2022/2023

[podcastwizard]

thrift stores have some of the most Gender clothes but also, Worst Textures. yet another one of life's trials

[sailor2506]

one time a women in a thrift store told me god was watching me make this purchase and he was pleased ,i was buying three clowns and a shot glass

[podcastwizard]

one of life's blessings

[tgwdlmreprised]

[notoriousbeing]

she's literally The fashion industry

[catchymemes]

[moonelk]

Colorful Layers of Sedimentary Rock (Valley of Fire, Nevada) by Sean Bagshaw.

[ginger-ale-official]

If I were a doctor and someone came to me to have a Pickle Rick tattoo removed I wouldn’t charge them. It would be inhumane for me to make them go on like that

[cockwarmercas]

im sorry the doctor made you pay for the removal but you dont need to subtweet him

[ginger-ale-official]

All my followers do is own me on every post I make

[lionfloss]

Selected works by David Benjamin Sherry

[myturtlespeedy]

I literally spit water all over my screen.

[thesevenumbrellas]

For context

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?

[catchymemes]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Literally can name 5 evil things about him right now:

Tried to cheat one of his employees out of his inheritance

Tried to use the image of a dead man for the purpose of marketing something he would have hated

Business owner

French (this counts as two)

[ruinedchildhood]