i am going to crash into the next asteroid i see

phthalo | 25 | maid of light | homestuck | 17776 main | @wondrfulwndrful

[k1ttyy-br41nss]

happy pride

[hal8999]

roxy flavors

[nekropsii]

rose is genuinely so funny. they both are, but rose doesnt get nearly as much attention about it. its that guy who has a blog.

[graymatteradvocate]

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

[despazito]

I backed this thing 14 years ago

[kociakarma]

oops! wrong timeline!

[fauxpapi]

Breaking into your house and taking a bath.

[skaiansatellites]

[kimwazak]

[beanzdabean]

I am currently developing this new sport called big fucking baseball

Its going to be fun, and require alot of long distance jogging

[catnipconsumerrr]

Ummmm Jade Harley & first post,,,

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[calware]

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oh you know

[calware]

[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

[calware]

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[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[remanedur]

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

[becquerel]

the way homestuck did its clouds...

[becquerel]

like now that is clouds. fuck my life.

[meowcatmutie]

direct quote from homestuck book 3's author commentary, on page 59:

"I'm not going to sit here and brag, like some big piece of shit. But I will say I've never seen anyone slander me for my cloud-drawing abilities."

[thistle-knight]

HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY!!! God Tier Kanaya for 4/13 >:3

[panicawa]

Thank you so much everyone for the kindest feedback on my recent cosplay endeavours! Here are a couple more Kanaya pictures to show my gratitude 💕

[bug-kid-benny]

happy 4/13 party people can't let the big day pass without a big post even if i couldnt finish all the way in time this dog is missing a few legs but its the tree its barking at that counts 👇

7 something minutes of anti-antialiased fun coming soon finished 4real on 420 ch eck out my yuotoube link for my youtoueb trailer "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh2xpOG3Xxw"

[twiinarmageddonss]

A grim short Comic.

(paneled specifically for your tumblrness ;-p)

[the-lron-maiden]

JON???

HELLO?????

[fr0wnybrownie]

Hapy 17776 dayyYYYAY