God I need to change this

I miss Jenna and Technoblade so much 🎗️💛🐷

[brigittepaulin]

[pulpfanfiction]

goodnight sweet prince

[jdilladog]

This is what they stole from you

[bgm05]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[3xosc]

[marmarred]

[marmarred]

[pilldrawer-deactivated20260111]

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[valtsv]

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

[valtsv]

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I'm neither a believer in ghosts nor a disbeliever but a secret third thing

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

as a kid i was convinced there was a ghost in my house named Violet Delveen and also when i started going through puberty i tried to have sex with it

[oldmanpusspuss]

[incorrectmandalorian]

he ships it

[willgrahamscock]

I wish someone would put my post under the water, maybe I want to be lost at sea forever

[hjartasalt]

I've got you bestie dw about it

[hjartasalt]

Puts you in the water

[hjartasalt]

Sorry could you speak up I can't hear you under all that water

[willgrahamscock]

I said damn these manatees looking kinda thick

[hjartasalt]

Oh! Ok

[hjartasalt]

Waterboards you too so you feel included

[valtsv]

yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.

[valtsv]

just let me stay with you. let me sleep at the foot of your bed. i would kill for you. i would die for you. if you won't share a life with me, at least let me dedicate mine to you.

[satyriconmp3]

to have and to hold, to fuck nasty, till murder-suicide do us part

[citrinekay]

he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[robotgirlfoxears-deactivated202]

— capitalists

[zombiiehorse-deactivated2024032]

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

[modogoblin]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[ape-of-naples]

meditating for 72 days under a waterfall and emerging with the perfect and correct leftist gun opinion