oh. my brain words

he/they | truly i just talk about whatever brain worms i have | currently it's Malevolent and NADDPod

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[skarletton]

I can feel every little bit of progress I made disintegrate.

I can feel my stomach drop because I was doing so well, and now I'm not.

I just wanna go into my room and cry, but that room doesn't exist anymore.

I am NOT okay, and all I can do is feel it.

[fuchsianreactor]

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[redstonedust]

i was trying to take a photo of our cat sitting like a person but my fuckin. my phone camera. my. the

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[toomanyfandoms11]

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[important-animal-images]

[skarletton]

I just recently listened to Malevolent (obsessed) and because I am me, I got curious about how many times John says "Arthur" so I restarted and began counting.

I'm only at episode 12 and it's already over 500 times.

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[nudityandnerdery]

"[Y]our Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks" is such a good way to put it.

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist