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yekkes

The truth is that none of you are ugly you’ve just let straight men make you believe your are

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

a-lil-strawberry

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

thatgirlwiththememes

spiroandthelacktones

this what cis people sound like when i talk about being turned down for jobs for being trans “but they cant do that!”

bob-belcher

veinitas

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

weloveshortvideos

found the next spiderman

running-with-toast

i love that the next logical step for this guy goes “hmm, can’t quite reach the next handhold” to “flip upside down”

trinityice

WHAT

blootorch

that guy ain’t even wearing climbing shoes what the actual fuck

bigwordsandsharpedges

This is an Indian parkour master named Jyoti Raju.

He goes by the nickname “Monkey King”, and performs acrobatic feats for any tourists visiting the ruins of the Chitradurga Fortress.

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth

shes almost here

miscriont

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

benisfalling

Big Sister costume from Bioshock 2 worn at Animethon 2015 Edmonton, AB

Worn and made by: Yours truly :) credit to Velocitycurve photography Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/velocitycurvephoto Instagram: /Velocitycurve

Thank you to everyone who stopped by for a picture!

theremharths

It’s 1 am and I have a cold and I just found out that Tinky Winky is 10 feet tall and I don’t know what to do

lesbianrustcohle

oh..h…

vulture-jack

I dont like this.

hopepunkdave

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

sanattafrank

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

deatofabachelor

when no one in class is ready for the test

devourfrombeneath

do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

devourfrombeneath

i have never been okay once in my life

bob-belcher

champagnemoon

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

andhumanslovedstories

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

lacey-lamb

I turned a corner and nearly shit myself. She even had the music box song play when the present opened. (She was actually a total sweetheart and shared candy with people)