a mess I have no intention of cleaning up

your guess is as good as mine 20/f/uk/??? BUSY W/ REAL LIFE, WILL RETURN WHEN I FINALLY GET SOME FREE TIME AGAIN

[orpheusmorpheous]

Mr robot noooooo!!!!!!

[k3rnelpan1c]

[ramimalektbh]

who did this i’m suing

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[slufac]

2007: you are a pirate

2012: cooking by the book

2016: we are number one

science proves that a new lazytown meme reveals itself once about every four years. what will the the 2020 lazytown meme be? only time will tell

[meckamecha]

No, the rate is increasing. The new one will be in 2019, then 2021, then 2022. By 2024 we could be seeing a new Lazytown meme every six hours.

[rudy-tooti]

lazy town memes but every time a new one happens it gets faster

[sludgeworm-deactivated20180712]

michael buble desperately needing to clarify to everyone that he isn’t gay for santa is an eternal christmas tradition

[skeevebuscemi-blog]

Me: (Sits on Santa's lap)

Santa: and what would you like for Christmas, little girl?

Me: Please finish writing the Winds of Winter.

[deletedblog122020]

me enjoying mcelroy content

[zephra85]

I’m wheezing. 

[greenhouseitem]

i wish i had my copy of kafka’s diaries with me because every entry goes something like this:

Sunday. I woke up in great pain and coughed up blood. Had coffee. Later I went to the theatre and a woman looked at me, but I could not make eye contact because I am repulsive. I am full of terror. I wish Goethe was alive because only he truly understood me. 

[fuks]

she’s probably correct

[morrigan-disapproves]

last time i used chrome i was in the middle of a duolingo lesson

i mention this bc when i opened it up earlier and it restored my tabs, the duolingo woman yelled ‘the flesh is good’ at me in robotic dutch and i still haven’t recovered

[goneg0-deactivated20230705]

[brucebocchi]

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[dimetrodone]

Canon Pepe is better then the fanon

[gameraboy]

1966 James Bond Halloween costume

[doc-coyote]

Just like Bond!

[superheroeswearingjackets]

Costume Designer Ben Cooper: James Bond. Sounds like a cowboy to me.

Assistant: I’ve seen the films, sir, and he’s not–

Costume Designer Ben Cooper: James Bond! Adventuring cowboy!

[existentialismandmakeup]

Y'all hear them sireeens?

[ghostconch]

Stillwater, James W. Stillwater.

[thefilmstage]

There Will Be Blood by Nico Delort.