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[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[viralcat]

[energyprison]

dogs could do to learn a little about the basics of siege warfare

[bannertanks]

[skeevymp3s]

[Image ID: Bluesky post by tar-minyatur's court twink ✵ @ caranthirs.bsky.social:

baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

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[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[potted-plant-official]

hsve

[grimoiremanifest]

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

[toastyglow]

headstrong and foolhardy medieval king: never shall I bend the knee!!!

physical therapist: okay well if you keep lifting with your back you are just going to get hurt again your majesty

[blemgoid]

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[anyonewestofbree]

Let’s climb on and chew and get chomped by mama

[skeevymp3s]

"Dump your Puppygirl" has one of the worst conclusions I've read in an essay. I think there's a lot wrong with the essay, but the conclusion doesn't fit with the evidence presented. Throughout the essay, Knight bemoans how the puppygirl doesn't do the dishes, doesn't work, doesn't contribute materially to the polycule. Then, at the end, she presents a labor analysis of the polycule. The actual numbers do not matter; the words used do not matter. What matters is the reason why the author and you should leave: Knight says you should leave to reclaim your 'labor'. That the puppygirl does not return the investment you have given her. Maybe that is true. It is still not the reason why you need to leave her. The reason why you need to leave the puppygirl is that you can't say 'no' to her.

As mentioned earlier, much of the essay focuses on more petty grievances the author had with the puppygirl. This weakens the author's point immensely. Opening with the small things she does wrong was meant to set the scene, emphasize the stacking of weight. What it actually does is make the author seem resentful and bitter, someone who treats relationships as a series of tallies to hold over your partner's head. It takes until after the comparisons to four different men (which are some wildly inappropriate metaphors to use for a transwoman, but besides the point) to get to the actual issue. Puppygirl is emotionally manipulative. She posts for reassurance, she apologizes for reassurance, she has sex for reassurance. When the author tries to say 'no' to the last one, puppygirl responds by treating it as a personal attack. The question being asked is not 'do you want to have sex?', but 'do you love me?'

After this revelation, the essay wastes more time on pettiness. Having a bad memory is not a moral issue. The issue is what happens when you try to confront the puppygirl. You cannot ask anything of the puppygirl without the her breaking down. She can't ask for help with the rent or dishes and she can't ask for sexual boundaries. Any confrontation in the relationship ends with the puppygirl needing to be comforted and the actual problem remaining unsolved.

You can have a healthy, functioning relationship with someone who can't do the dishes, who can't remember things well, who can't hold down a job. You can't have a healthy relationship with someone that you can't say no to, can't ask for help, can't have a difficult conversation with.

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[skeevymp3s]

[Image ID: Sign: 'KIDS EAT FREE WHEN RED SOX WIN' End ID]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

[skeevymp3s]

[Images 1 & 2 ID: Reddit Post

Win the game for {R} of questionable origin posted in BadMtgCombos by maelstrom197

Post Image 1: Yugioh Card

Name: Mountain

Type: Magic Card (Field)

Effect: Increases the ATK and DEF of all Dragon, Winged Beast, and Thunder -Type monsters by 200 points.

Post Image 2: Magic the Gathering Card

Name: Shivan Devastator

Cost: X Red

Type: Creature - Dragon Hydra

Effect: Flying, Haste. Shivan Devastator enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Post Text: T1 play a Magic card called Mountain. Because it's a Mountain, you can tap it for {R} to cast Shivan Devastator for X=0. It enters as a 200/200. Swing for 200 with haste.

Image 3 ID: Reddit Comment by Hit-N-Run1016: If people tell you your cheating just point at the mountain and show them it says "magic card" on it which means it's okay

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