Problem Child

side blog · this is where I vent · I'm not ok 27 INFP ♑☀♐🌒♐⬆ block, don't report · TW: ADHD/autism/ED/SH

[skele-thor]

Bought a new outfit. Outfit looks great but I want to rip my skin off again🙃

[skele-thor]

Are you going to kiss me or are you going to drown me in passion and desire?

[anexperimentallife]

[gardenergremlin]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[helenvaughans]

"crime" for conservatives is basically just existing in public as a person of color

[dragon-in-a-fez]

always thinking about that Oxford study that found half of adults define "young people hanging around in groups" as "anti-social behaviour"

[stantler-and-walrein]

>"anti-social behaviour"

>looks inside

>socialising

[teaboot]

>L'enfant plaza metro

>Les enfants

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[dailycatsblog]

[catchymemes]

me be like

[skele-thor]

My husband is a machine that changes me from ☺️ into 🫠

[skele-thor]

I moved around so much I never felt like I had a home

Until I met you

[skele-thor]

Maybe I'll feel better of i just cried about it. I dont even know how to talk about this. I dont want to ruin the vibe

[skele-thor]

When you really don't want your partner to detest your sibling anymore than already do but unfortunately you realized your sibling was "weird", shall we say, with you when you were younger and you needed to talk about it lol

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s this thing that happens where I keep a bottle of whiskey in the house that I don’t use very often because I just don’t drink very often.

And then someone looks in the liquor cabinet one day and says “why do we have whiskey? Who drinks whiskey?” and then I say “it’s mine. It’s so I can make whiskey sours.”

And then because my close friends and family only drink wine and beer and don’t know what a cocktail is they then ask “What’s a whiskey sour?” and I say “It’s simple syrup, whiskey, and lemon juice on ice”

Then they say “What does that taste like?” and I say “Kind of like gross lemonade but in a good way. I could make you one if you like.” and then they say “No thanks I don’t really do cocktails”

And then two months later the exact same thing happens again with the exact same person because they have forgotten every part of that exchange.

But see, this somehow happens with both every member of my household and every person who visits us regularly and sometimes even with one time guests.

So I have this exact exchange like once or twice a week realistically and tbh I think it’s starting to drive me insane how literally nobody in my life can hold the knowledge of what a whiskey sour is in their brain for longer than three seconds.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m caught in a very specific time loop but only in regards to how I use whiskey.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well SOMEBODY can remember what a whiskey sour is

[stupidpetface]

[skele-thor]

You're very good at keeping your hands to yourself.

I hate that about you

[skele-thor]

What do you do when you realize it was assault

[prostatestar]

[kaijuno]

URGENT EVICTION HELP / PLEASE HELP ME SAVE MY CAT

Hi everyone! I’m really really panicking right now. The court date for me to get evicted is on the 21st of April. I don’t have anywhere to go if I get evicted.

I’m living in a motel right now because my current place locked me out of my apartment for late payment (illegal, I know, but I can’t afford a fucking lawyer so what can I do?) and I’m living in a roach infested crack motel. The house I tried to put a down payment on denied me and basically stole about $300 off of me in application fees that are non refundable after they told me the house was mine. I’m fucked. I’m super fucked. I’m homeless. I have no way of seeing/feeding/watering my cat because they locked me out of my apartment.

I am disabled and I have no money right now. I can barely afford food and I really need help. I don’t know what else to do and I’m scared. Please, I really need help. 

I just wanna feed my cat. I just wanna see her.

Kofi | Cshapp | Vnmo | PyPal

[kaijuno]

$319.50 to go!!!!!!

[kaijuno]

$119.50 to go!!!!!!

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

what the fuck it's real